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Horror & film enthusiast. Video game enjoyer. Outdoor time spender. Folkie. Banjoist. Aspiring hobo. Michigan Resident. He/him 🍞🌹 #MutantFam #TheLastDriveIn
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Had a nightmare where every time I booted I had a different version of Windows.

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Red White and Blueland or The Riviera of the Arctic or Æ-X-land.

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Marvel Rivals' Wolverine can't sprint or climb and it's GOT ME FUCKED UP.

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#NowWatching 🚨 AMBER ALERT! 🚨

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Juror #2 is overrated. It should have had a twist where the old man or the hiker is the killer. The Gift (2000) is a better movie.

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I messed up big. Santa Claus is dead. I'm sorry to everyone, children especially. Sorry all.

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For my first annual television Christmas special recommendation I am recommending ALF's Special Christmas (s2e12). ✔️ Terminally ill child ✔️ Suicide ✔️ Woman in labor trapped in elevator with ALF Merry Christmas.

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There are no Sasquatch in Texas, you ignorant moron.

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This is all going to end very very badly. Just a question of when and how bad.

submitted 68 days ago • 627 comments

Deactivating my fb profile a week before Christmas. To any of my two dozen family/friends wondering: no, I'm fine.

submitted 68 days ago • 0 comments

I don't know why I took a picture of this fungus. I guess I felt some kind of connection, like this fungus is feeling how I feel.

submitted 69 days ago • 5 comments

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submitted 70 days ago • 1 comment

It's a scientific fact that people post more frequently when they're self-destructing.

submitted 71 days ago • 0 comments

Sure, go ahead and lock your authentic self in a psychic prison, but beware, it's only a matter of time before he escapes, wrought with vengeance.

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Sometimes you think you have finally made a new friend before realizing you've been palling around with a sociopath who's only there to feed off your suffering.

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Alternative ending for Jingle All the Way: Sinbad returns to his bachelor pad with the Turbo Man Jake Lloyd gave him and proudly adds it to his action figure display.

submitted 72 days ago • 0 comments

Only Joe Bob can save this Christmas. #TheLastDriveIn

submitted 73 days ago • 0 comments

Worst Christmas since the apocalyptic dust storm molasses fire Christmas of 1913.

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What is Batman even doing anymore?

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"I wear the chain I forged in life," replied former UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson. "I made it link by link, and yard by yard; I girded it on of my own free will, and of my own free will I wore it. Is its pattern strange to you?"

submitted 76 days ago • 0 comments

Cheese is good for your teeth.

submitted 76 days ago • 1 comment

In reference to today's top story.

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#NowWatching a 2 hour long horror sequel about people smiling called Smile 2.

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The new official worst remake of all time is the 1985 Twilight Zone remake of the Christmas episode Night of the Meek.

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Vincent Price joined my flock today and brought cigarettes for everyone. #NECA #ToyPhotography #Horror

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7.25 mile hike today. #Michigan

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My favorite Veterans Day song is Stung Right by Joe Hill. This version is by Barbara Dane from Detroit, MI. She died last month on 10/20, she was 97.

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I believe I'm now done cleaning up leaves for the season. Now to settle in for the winter, endure 3 months of impending doom followed by years of some inescapable hell-like America unlike anything I've ever known.

submitted 108 days ago • 0 comments

Most of the steps on my Fitbit are just me scratching my head.

submitted 110 days ago • 0 comments

I have no words. My voice is in my sword.

submitted 110 days ago • 0 comments

You can vote a second time if you go back wearing your Halloween costume. Tell your friends.

submitted 111 days ago • 1 comment

Life hack: you can cut your own hair with scissors.

submitted 116 days ago • 0 comments

The new Shyamalan twist is the movie itself is the trap and you, the viewer, are the victim.

submitted 117 days ago • 0 comments

Every October I'm compelled to listen to the music from the Adventures of Pete & Pete.

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