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corny on main. she/they queer nerd. hockey, doodles, babble from san jose, now at home in the pacific northwest. world record holding speedrunner apparently. mostly yaps. also featuring cats, wholesomeness, baseball, and a suspicious number of tentacles.
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🎢PIZZA IN THE MORNIN' PIZZA IN THE EVENIN' PIZZA AT SUPPER TIME WHEN PIZZA'S ON THE EUCHARIST YOU CAN EAT PIZZA ANY TIME🎢

celebrating the new pope the way god intended with malΓΆrt

i was given early access to the beta of deedlee doo! carkour! and i'm going to make it everyone's problem, watch me get my hands on this game for the first time live starting now!

New Prism Hockey article. In this one, I respond to the news that Joel Quenneville is the next head coach of the Anaheim Ducks and how evil hockey culture is. Patreon: www.patreon.com/post... Substack: vibesbasedhockey.sub...

we wanna do a watch party at SGDQ?

And for those who would like to participate in programming, here is the 4th Street Fantasy 2025 Panel Interest Form! Khaljit has panels, if you have interest. forms.gle/P6gY7teMdEPq...

🎢 just a catholic gull livin' in a conclave woooorld she roost on the chimney that'll have the smooooke just a cardinal born n' raised on sacrameeeent he watches the chimney that'll have the smoke 🎢 [intensifying guitar licks]

o_o this sounds like my jam

so i am sick and laying on the couch, and i explained to my four year old why i needed to lay down. she says, "oh, sorry you're sick, here's a crystal" and hands me a tumbled tourmaline i take it and say, "oh thanks, will this make me feel better?" with a big smile, she cheerfully says, "NOPE!"

yeah it's almost two am pacific why am i awake? idk why did i sleep twelve hours last night and wake up tired it's called being unemployed and depressed and living in a hellscape i'm FINE* *for a nonstandard definition of fine

PUT πŸ‘ MORE πŸ‘ TITTY πŸ‘ WINDOWS πŸ‘ ON πŸ‘ MASC πŸ‘ BODIES πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘

Even if Duolingo is helping you as it once did me, deleting your account is the only correct move right now. The company posted record profits, but capitalist greed means they're killing jobs, lowering quality, and will be creating an increasingly inferior experience for increasingly higher prices.

about to pass out and it's not even 8:30pm, who even am i anymore

tmi time! it is nearly midnight, i'm having the period from hell so i got very stoned to deal with the pain and now i am eating graham crackers, ama

she has curves that could drive you wild she may seem cold on the outside but you know she never forgets a name you'd give up everything in the pursuit of her and even in failing be willing to put it all on the line over and over and over again don't think too hard about it, post her pic

the thing about the news cycle this year is that you can insert the Castellanos Brennameme copypasta into roughly 5 stories minimum every day and it would probably be accurate