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hodgie-san.bsky.social
Viking impersonator 5 geese dressed in a raincoat pretending to be a human A man, I suppose? Effing love cats. And tea. At least 45% ink at this point.
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"I am a shameless grifter who refuses to earn a wage via ethical means." There. Fixed your headline.

Some sayeth the ende be nigh Some sayeth we shalt see Armageddon anon Yeah Verily, One hopeth we shalt One surely kann useth an Holidaye fromme this Bullshitte three ringe circus

Wagyu Donburi made for my daughter and I because she's my favourite child. #blueskyfood

Miso ramen with broccoli, Pak choy, spring onions, shoyu prawns and mushrooms, gyoza and bbq chicken.

I love it when someone resorts to Ad Hominem in an argument. Can't come up with a decent rejoinder? Here's an unrelated counterpoint directed at how you look. "Yeah, well, so's your face!" That's your argument.

"The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again expecting different results," I say to myself as I download Tinder again...

First they came for Tommy Robinson And I said "He's there, hiding in his cupboard!" Then they came for Katie Hopkins And I said "There she is, hiding behind her curtains!" Then they came for Nigel Farage And I said "There he is, hiding behind his sofa!" Because I hate fascists.

Silver viking inspired jewellery that I make as a hobby. Ostensibly it's a "side hustle" but mainly it's so I've always got bling handy...

Simple flow chart. #nonazileftunpunched

Do your bit for humanity. Knock an influencer tf out. Chin a nazi.

The best cat I have ever stolen, Mr Cholmondeley Woolfardishamburghleigh (pronounced Chumbly Wumbler). He's just a little guy.

When duolingo goes x-rated

Came here to listen to ELO songs, and boy was I disappointed...