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Walking through this shit and can’t help constantly humming the theme from Holy Grail. Need to get some coconut shells

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My in-laws tell my 6 y.o. extemporaneous stories. She asked her grandpa for a “Hundred Leagues Under the Sea” story. He said, you mean “20,000 Leagues Under the Sea”? To which she replied, “I don’t have that much time.”

Thinking about building a link lengthener.

Years ago that I ran a big content migration. I needed a unique string to add in some places and then substitute out at a later phase. I chose a favorite rap lyric. Weeks later, users started asking why "Lemonade was a popular drink and it still is" was popping up in our learn-to-code platform.

Google I will pay you three (3) American dollars if you add to Docs the highlight-and-paste link-embedding interaction that many modern text tools now support. This is a good deal and you should take it.

Every time I use the USPS mail hold web site I am delighted by its perfect design and snappy performance. A gimpse of how good government tech can be.

Good morning, New York Fuckin City!

Live NYC election night coverage by @hellgatenyc.com!

Did anyone ever discover what The Rock was actually cooking? I’m thinking probably grilled cheese.

Moana, son. Moana, son. 7 foot 6 weighs a fucking ton.

Saw an Ed Hardy shirt for the first time in years and…it looked cool and I maybe want one?

One time I had a question about my ADHD meds and ended up on stimulants reddit. This one dude was like “caffeine is such a dirty high” and everyone agreed.

I’ve invested 40 years into my belief in the sunk cost fallacy. No way am I going to give all that up now!

I’ve invested 40 years into my belief in the sunk cost fallacy. No way am I going to give all that up now!

500 miles is, frankly, too far to walk.

The problem for the Rockies is that their pitchers have to pitch in Coors and opposing pitchers get to pitch against the Rockies.

I teach my children tolerance. It’s their right to prefer Twizzlers, but they must also respect Red Vines culture.

Some of y’all can’t handle 2 high agency males going at it and it really shows

I teach my children tolerance. It’s their right to prefer Twizzlers, but they must also respect Red Vines culture.

“Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping” is on Netflix and is very funny.

When I was perusing a PhD in philosophy, it always made me angry-chuckle that some dude in 1962 would, half-drunk, write a paper with a thesis like this one and it would immediately be published in The Journal of Philosophy.

LOL, as if I would ever work at a company that would stoop to hiring from the Ivy League *adjacent* rabble.

Lewis is pushing the terrible inexorability of time down the hallway at school.

As Aesop Rock settles deeper into midlife about a third of his songs are about how fucking cool birds are and each slaps harder than the last.

A very cool slogan Lex Luther's could use is "Stop the Steel".

Faizan Zaki is a stone-cold killer.

MPC >>> MCP

The NYC subway is good, actually.

BAKE SALE right now in front of JJ BYRNE PARK

beyoncé

Josh on some Pro-Publica level investigative shit right here.

@benjaminahr.mobi @aragusea.bsky.social Grandmaster Flash show in Cambridge was at The Middle East.

Guy in the room when the Emperor of the French audibly passes gas: “More like Napoleon Blown-a-Fart” [eagerly solicits high fives from members of the Imperial Guard]

Remembering my 2024 birthday when half my family had Covid so I went out to get myself an ice cream cake.

Big news if your thing is getting railed inside the Google Wave logo.

Kid just referred to the men’s group I attend as my “gentlemen’s club”.