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holbrook.bsky.social

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if you don’t come see us tomorrow night or share this then the guy in the moon on the poster will appear at the foot of your bed at midnight!!!!

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co-sign

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I'm on a pisces diet I sees a pie and I eat it

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dr. parkenstein would make a wonderful gunther in stardew valley

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weezy f baby and the f is for friends who do stuff together

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me and jacob riffing on each other’s jokes like

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Some Jake E. Lee on this Sat R. Day. #straturday #fender #guitarsky #clinodactyly #dimarzio #mxr #markDV

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*shit i don’t know what the iron chefs are doing, kenji is going to be so mad at me. better say something that lets him know i understand what’s going on.”

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me: kenji i have no idea how they found us in our hiding place. it was PERFECT!

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last night i burped and an onion from guacamole i had eaten an hour before flew out of my mouth #bilesky

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i’m ready to go camping #campsky #appalachiacamping #tentseason

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i invented a new type of french press coffee (DANGEROUS) (NOT CLICK BAIT!)

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(post-apocalypse dystopia where people who still know how to read are called wordwakers) Warlord: What does this one say, wordwaker? Me: Campbell’s chunky beef & vegetable

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to the tune of mo bamba wells fargo

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chelada

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lmao what is this liberal blue maga shit

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just found out there are no calories in baking soda, which explains why my bulking phase is going so poorly and also why i’ve been passing out every time i stand up

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cats:

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i hope they add an audio feature on here so i can do my allan from smiling friends impression for you all

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the fda refuses to approve my anti choking net device. it is a net, that when placed in the back of your throat, catches particles and other items you might choke on. #innovationmindset #inventorneedingfunding

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The important thing to know about American tackle football players is that they are actual literal Roman gladiators and most of them will be dead by halftime. But the single man that survives all four quarters will be Emperor. Really important stuff.

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me when i get too high in the smoke circle

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in the middle of getting stabbed to death by the chefs in kitchen stadium lo, i have been betrayed by my culinary associates

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me, trying to bait my fellow commentator into an updog joke: “kenji, i’ll tell you what ever since i came down with updog i’ve felt AWFUL!”

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passed a street fight on the way home and one dude was getting pummeled by a guy with milk jugs for hands

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❤️

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local band stuns in new photo

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DICE JAIL HAS SYNTHS AGAIN!

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me: there’s no way challenger cui can prepare more than five dishes

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look i'm all in on dunking on elon but it's weird when libs are like "he's an illegal immigrant!!!" who gives a flying fuck!!!! he's a nazi!!!

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people are doing what they know how to do to help. if you don’t have a helpful alternative to protesting/civil action to offer then fuck off

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our first show of the year is this friday!!!! come on out to the big stone gap visitor's center and bring your boogie boots. we've also got the incomparable @whiskeysour.bsky.social joining us on synths. it's gonna be a good time!!!

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