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I don’t know what I’m doing with my life. Don’t expect me to know what I’m doing here.
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Good. Fucking. Question. Anyone have answers?

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REVEALED: we identified the operator of an overtly racist X account, "GlomarResponder," as ICE Assistant Chief Counsel James Rodden, based on an overwhelming number of biographical details matched through publicly available documents, other social media activity, and courtroom observation.

submitted 2 days ago • 987 comments

Soooo… the entire Department of Commerce website is down. 🤨 www.commerce.gov

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

He fancies himself a king, when he’s actually just a pawn.

submitted 2 days ago • 3 comments

“Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain!”

submitted 2 days ago • 622 comments

They’re killing the dogs, they’re killing the cats… www.npr.org/sections/sho...

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Never forgit’r done

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

BREAKING: Trump and Musk just CUT funding for 9/11 survivors -- and firefighters, police, and first responders The World Trade Center Health Program was just cut by 20% and forced to lay off staff -- and slash critical care So much for NEVER FORGET.

submitted 3 days ago • 180 comments

I hope America is as lucky as the delta jet - everyone survives but the right wing explodes

submitted 4 days ago • 1066 comments

The real question is, had Ukraine been drinking that night? What were they wearing? Maybe they gave mixed signals.

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

Hey, cool. They want to get rid of the ATF too. Guns and booze for everyone! 🥳 www.congress.gov/bill/119th-c...

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Congressmen when they are asked if they will cut THEIR budgets and lay off staff as well:

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submitted 6 days ago • 6 comments

I’m a small business owner and just saw this post in an industry group. Pigeons are coming home to roost quicker than I think a lot of people imagined. Our economy is in big BIG trouble.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

“The prefrontal cortex matures last, not finishing until after age 25. That means that executive functions such as reason, long-range planning and impulse control aren’t fully operational during adolescence.” That would explain why #doge employs so many adolescents.

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Hey millennials, Which once in a lifetime crisis has been your favorite so far?

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Them: “We can’t be spending all of this money overseas, we have poor people at home” Me, a poor person: “Hello” 👋🏻 Them: “GTFO, lazy scum”

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

Ah, yes. All government officials should ride in computerized vehicles known for spontaneous combustion that President Musk himself has admitted that he can control or shutdown as he pleases.

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

“He’s doing just the greatest job ever” says tv personality, and lackey, Pete Hegseth.

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

An official government website, ladies and gentlemen. Truly we have entered into a golden age. LMFAO J/K OMG

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Trump’s favorite rebuttal: “I know you are, but what am I?”

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

“How dare you dead name the Gulf of America!” - some douchebag probably

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

The best part of being a small business owner is that I get to make my own schedule. I’m carefully carving out time for administrative tasks, personal care, family time, wallowing in existential dread…

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments