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DID YOU KNOW: Almost 30 years ago to the day, PHP 1.0 was released & everything was about to get so much worse

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dog updating software manually is such a pain in the ass how is windows the dominate operating system

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american dimsum (frozen whitecastle sliders cooked in a steam basket)

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Learning more about the lore of Forgotten Realms thru the lens of Baldur's Gate 3 has been really cool, especially when talking about the Gith. They're like, objectively evil and so having Lae'zel as a companion adds some interesting flavor and they look like Dr. Seuss characters

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crucial updates from the woman I love

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It's so so so so hilarious to me that Real ID was enacted 20 years ago, postponed like 7 times and now that it's finally enforced, every DMV in the country is slammed because every fucker and their mother is just now getting theirs. I cannot get a new, regular ID after moving

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Going to start talking with the same monotonous tone and inflection a YouTube video essayist would use & see how long before I'm in the hospital with punctured lungs

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judge: and the accused went on to google search "pairs hilton tittiesssss" on his smartphone after his meeting with the victim? defendant: before judge: what was that? defendant: it was before. before that

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Running back to the Big Beautiful Baskets sign I just passed with a permanent marker & changing it to Big Beautiful Wabbits then laughing like Elmer Fudd

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I made a crop top and some shorts out of some paint-stained clothes last night. I still have work to do before I feel comfortable going out in that, but presenting in a way aligning even a heartbeat closer to where I want made me feel real good .

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We go now to our correspondent in the field

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Happy Wednesday

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Day 5 of the new job. I am running the monthly budget board meeting. I was not told I would be doing this

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What

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I watched Turn A Gundam in a Discord server with about 10 other people. The server had soundboard clips of Turn A's OP, so every time we started a new episode it sounded like this

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@jeffrosenstock.bsky.social hey Jeff, do you have an email address one may contact for inquiries & stuff of "business" ilk

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Watching Ariel go through hell in real time while playing video games as I tell them about a Family Guy cutaway gag

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Disco

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Late to work because they shut down half of Toad's Turnpike to put in, you guessed it, another fucking lane. That'll fix it guys

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(buying a car) SALESPERSON: Why don't you go ahead and tell me more about yourself? ME: I'm a jack of all trades. I'm like if you mixed Chevy Chase and Dane Cook. Sometimes I stick Smarties — THE AMERICAN KIND — in my urethra for spiritual reasons. SP: I can do 2g down, 35% APR for $10,000

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Today we stopped by a glass shop that was ran out of a house, bought a glow in the dark bowl and at some point a cat came strolling thru. It rocked

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I've got until like, 10am tomorrow to finish up a project. I need to finish the front-end, implement a few more pieces of functionality, test the integrations, polish up any code and write documentation. I'm not sure how the fuck I'm gonna do this but by god I'm gonna try

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What do you mean Barefoot Contessa isn't her name

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Good Lord

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He is gonna accidentally kill the pope or set fire to the sistine chapel or something

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This is my last week in Arizona & it feels a little surreal. The best way I can describe my feelings is with "Lol" in the same cadence as this post

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Getting the last few items packed up and ready to ship. I broke down my desktop, got it wrapped in a blanket and padded with cut up pieces of my mattress topper. GPU, RAM and heatsink are packaged individually. Taking a break for now, eating food and also I am already installing steam on my laptop

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(guy that's trying to get a specific accessory thru fishing in terraria voice) yeah i've got 30 hours to kill

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