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at 19 went to the food court at the mall at about 4pm and they gave me an application. filled it in and the manager (maybe 20) said "great, you're hired" without looking at it or talking to me. then he asked "can you start tonight?" and seemed genuinely perplexed when i said no

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this has the potential to be perhaps the funniest decision made by someone by a modicum of power since the battle of gettysburg

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

so if some breaking news happened right now do they have a 'designated newscaster' stashed away at hq or do they get anderson cooper to talk about north korea shelling seoul while swaying visibly

submitted 54 days ago • 0 comments

the best to ever do it

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12/16 update: drove by this house yesterday and at least five of the skeletons were still up. they weren't lit up which seems like an unforced error but the sun had just set so i'm hoping they simply hadn't gotten to it yet

submitted 69 days ago • 0 comments

looking around and seeing no one i follow posting about the kendrick music video. maybe because it dropped at 10am pt on a monday? no matter. you need to keep your head on a swivel regardless of the time.

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