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If I see one more sitcom utilize the “character went viral and is embarrassed” trope I WILL be emailing whoever I have to email to voice my disappointment. I’m at a breaking point.

Use and Preserve physical media

speaking my truth: no one can convince me that the chocolate lab on the paw patrol isn’t nonbinary. more at 5.

I want to huff mod podge.

running ads for luxury items on streaming services is crazy. like if I can’t afford to pay for the ad-free version of hbo max then why are you trying to sell me a jaguar💀

they’re too lazy to even put “speaking Spanish” anymore

“you WON’T want to miss these holiday deals” even in the animal crossing universe i am in debt.

it helps to remember that humanity has been defined by chaos and bitter fights.

So glad to see Fox News and LibsofTikTok condemning violence against healthcare CEOs. As we all know, the only acceptable calls for violence are against random gay teachers and trans people.

How do you release a Forbes 30 under 30 list for 2024 and not put The Rizzler on it

instagram stopping the music on the post every time I zoom in to analyze every slide really harshes the vibe if I’m honest

I need to add to the men shouldn’t be instacart shoppers discourse. We can’t have them fill curbside pickup orders anymore. Tell me why I selected the “bring your own bags” option and this guy just threw the items on top of said bags

Every time Apple TV plus does their little logo intro, the one note autocompletes to the beginning of Pink Pony Club in my head

tired of everyone calling tate mcrae a khia. did you consider that she checked into the khia asylum for a respite stay after her album and checked herself out with it’s ok i’m ok?

this app feels so nostalgic, literally just in terms of workability. I feel like apps ran so much more smoothly before, and this app reminds me what an actually well-run and coded app feels like. these past few years, mainstream apps stopped trying

there should be a support group for people that are disappointed to find out that their parents are exactly who they thought on 23 and me. like man i WISH my mom had cheated😭

going to a bar for fluoride shots in 2025 because RFK made fluoride a controlled substance

i know a casting call for a white girl from arizona HATES to see kristen bell coming

i think every day about the woman that found out her ex was dating gaga, and how they’re engaged now. godspeed girl because i would be So Sick

jeremy allen white looks like what it would be if a freshly-hatched chicken had male manipulator hair and tattoos

so it turns out there are cabin air filters in our cars? and we gotta change them? so i did because i’m not paying some guy to put in a $5 part? and i had to deconstruct my entire glove box? maybe i should’ve just paid some guy because that was an awful experience? ac very nice now though?

i can follow people here without 6 bots following me back. i am feeling a peace that i had thought was long-gone

woke up to a girl throwing rocks at my window again❤️(it was my mom again)(she locked herself out again)