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Just over here boosting peoples posts who only ‘like’ mine. As the good humanitarian that I am.

submitted 2 hours ago • 2 comments

I want to live a life filled with love, excitement and adventure but without all the getting off the couch.

submitted 2 hours ago • 0 comments

I miss the days when I could just assume most people were decent human beings.

submitted 2 hours ago • 2 comments

Turns tv on. Oh… Turns tv off.

submitted 3 hours ago • 0 comments

(opens up internet) Oooh, we're fucked.

submitted 3 hours ago • 0 comments

It’s a beautiful night to stargaze…

submitted 4 hours ago • 0 comments

my phone won’t unlock unless I’m rolling my eyes

submitted 3 hours ago • 2 comments

I joined Bluesky to be edgy but now I’m writing poems about oat milk.

submitted 80 days ago • 5 comments

hot singles in your area wanna be melted between two perfectly grilled pieces of bread (they are kraft singles)

submitted 3 days ago • 12 comments

Report from March, it is going to be as many years long as, if not longer than January and February combined.

submitted 4 hours ago • 0 comments

Due to inflation, we will no longer be able to walk on eggshells. Sorry for the inconvenience.

submitted 1 day ago • 18 comments

Hang in there, it gets worse

submitted 4 hours ago • 4 comments

I'm a black belt in Taekwondon't.

submitted 4 hours ago • 1 comment

i am there is absolutely nothing i want to do less than go out on a friday night years old

submitted 4 hours ago • 7 comments

Yeah, I would definitely hug a whole bunch of you

submitted 5 hours ago • 5 comments

Is there a platonic version of auto-erotic asphyxiation? Sometimes I just want to choke myself as a friend.

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

Idk bro, her face doesn’t look like it could launch a thousand ships. It doesn’t even have a dock.

submitted 5 hours ago • 0 comments

My superpower is having the innate ability to walk into stationary objects.

submitted 67 days ago • 13 comments

At this rate it seems as if I’ll never get to retire—I’ll just keep working until my obituary doubles as my resignation letter.

submitted 6 days ago • 4 comments

This heart of mine has been running on fumes for far too long.

submitted 3 days ago • 6 comments

Caught a glimpse of her in a mirror today, and as I looked into her eyes, I could see a night sky’s worth of darkness and hurt-filled rage swimming in her gaze.

submitted 7 hours ago • 0 comments

You don’t get to comfort me for the pieces that you so carelessly broke.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

One of my superpowers is being able to hold my bladder for as long as I do, for the amount of coffee I drink.

submitted 16 hours ago • 15 comments

I’m at the age where I have a favorite pair of socks…why am I not just buying more of those???

submitted 5 hours ago • 6 comments

😂

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relax,love I'll fingerbang those bullet holes and call you pretty

submitted 141 days ago • 1 comment

all bleeding stops eventually

submitted 73 days ago • 2 comments

...and things just kinda got out of hand. - an autobiography

submitted 8 hours ago • 3 comments

explaining to HR how I thought they asked me to share my scream

submitted 6 hours ago • 0 comments

at least we are all completely fucked, together

submitted 5 hours ago • 3 comments

The horrors insist, actually

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My mantra.

submitted 6 hours ago • 2 comments

Recharacterizing a winery visit as buying local.

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Hear about the guy who survived a fall from the rooftop bar? He was a bouncer.

submitted 6 hours ago • 1 comment

It’s vodka o’clock somewhere*, right? *here

submitted 9 hours ago • 7 comments

Occasionally I’ll add a comma, for a dramatic flair.

submitted 57 days ago • 58 comments

bro you ever find yourself in a beautiful house with a beautiful wife and ask yourself well how did I get here bro

submitted 2 days ago • 25 comments

This is going to ruin the tour, isn’t it

submitted 8 hours ago • 2 comments

Elvis wrote the lyric, "Only fools rush in," so he could be first at any buffet he goes to.

submitted 8 hours ago • 2 comments

Listen to Wake Up on your streaming service #Music #MusicSky tidal.com/track/179534...

submitted 8 hours ago • 0 comments

youtu.be/EVQXnuzRCiw?...

submitted 8 hours ago • 0 comments

Not only is it Friday, but it’s the last day of this workweek from hell, and I didn’t quit my job or murder too many people

submitted 16 hours ago • 8 comments

youtu.be/ni8yyJAV3qM?...

submitted 11 hours ago • 0 comments

youtu.be/NbQu17_zF9w?...

submitted 11 hours ago • 0 comments

To keep yourself out of trouble, it’s better to work on your night moves in the afternoon.

submitted 12 hours ago • 1 comment