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White collar crime reporter at Bloomberg Law, doing my best to get it right. Here to learn what I can from experts sharing their views. Never mind. It’s going to be skeleton posts. She/badass/her
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Hey kids, Answer when your parents call, even when you’re not up for chatting. One day, those calls will stop, and you will lament the ones you silenced. Also, don’t forget to floss. And wear sunscreen. (Stay tuned for more unsolicited life advice…)

For those of you who cannot stop following this story:

I’m sure this will be totally manageable…

Shout out to all the ladies in their finest tonight.

W: “I'm Brennan." A: “I'm Dale. But you have to call me Dragon." W: “You have to call me Nighthawk."

Merry Christmas!

For whatever reason, I feel like I need some entertainment TLC tonight, and my choice is Clueless, followed by Mean Girls, and, if I’m still awake, Half Baked and then Super Troopers, in that order.

Peppermint stick ice cream should be a year-round thing. I realize this is highly controversial, but I felt compelled to say it aloud.

I am genuinely stunned to have just learned of Duke Ellington’s 1960 The Nutcracker Suite. It’s outstanding. open.spotify.com/album/6QHkNH...

Ridiculously cool: open.spotify.com/track/3hpvCB...

Did I catch them holding paws? I did. (Huge sigh of relief)

My favorite Christmas song: open.spotify.com/track/38xhBO...

Celebrating murder is never cool.

For anyone who is looking for a gift for a sci-fi lover this year, Children of Time by Adrian Tchaikovsky was incredible. Best book I’ve read since The Stand. (Haven’t started the remainder of the series, but can’t wait.)

This is the content I NEED.

Behold Archibald Wigglewell, a most happy addition to our family.

Beck + national symphony orchestra = perfect night

The world needs more dance-offs. www.instagram.com/reel/C6u4J7P...