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Opinions are mine—not my employer’s Multiracial tsinay, queer/bi, ADHD, PTSD, lover of Egyptian bellydance, esoteric philosophy, Star Trek, the Oxford comma, kaiju, crafting, spooky stuff, cute things, big big ears on animals Queen of the Mermaids
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5) please double-check your direct deposit information before you submit it. There's only so much we can do if your direct deposit was rejected.

3) Please learn how to format an address and what your full address is. 4) Yes, we are asking for your ID and date of birth for a reason. No, you can't censor it or just put 2025 as the year. We have to verify you are who you say you are and you are old enough to work/drive.

2) You cannot declare head of household on your W4 unless you have dependents. Dependents are your kids and sibs under 24 or any person that is permanently 100% disabled. If you report 15, 20, 30+ dependents, I WILL kick your W4 back and ask about it. (Bless you if you have a ton of foster kids!)

A few things everyone should remember: 1) A company will likely not get back to you immediately when you are asking them to do something special for you about an issue you had months to resolve. Sending several messages the same day will not get you a response faster.

The guy who “accidentally sent me a dick pic” on Snapchat is trying to friend me again. NO FUCKFACE. Were you not embarrassed enough when I screenshot it and sent it back to you??? WHY ARE MEN AND CAN WE STOP THEM?

I hope it’s one of the huge ones.

when someone makes an entire account for the sole purpose of arguing in your replies it’s like, dawg, you had to verify an email address for this. you have already lost

We’ve almost hit the stage in this country where the U.S. would normally invade another country to do a regime change.

A revolutionary www.latimes.com/entertainmen...

OMG NIC CAGE GUNSLINGING MOVIE YES! youtu.be/G4hVWe4GOrk?...

Stonewall Community Foundation is accepting applications for general operating grants up to $20,000 for organizations, projects, & leaders that elevate LGBTQ people & our cultural contributions, advance our rights, & promote wellness, safety, & liberation. Proposals due April 25, 2025 at 5pm EST!

S ize A ctivity L ocation U niform T ime E quipment Please remember to use SALUTE when you are reporting on I C E activity. We keep us safe.

We're tracking the number of international students whose visas have been revoked by the State Department. We've confirmed over 300 so far and there are likely many more. Get in touch if you've got information you'd like to share with us www.insidehighered.com/news/global/...

It looks like someone has hacked a crosswalk button in Palo Alto to deliver at least two different messages in the voice of Elon Musk. (They are not complimentary)

The good thing about not being able to eat is now I can’t throw up either. So I’m just going to get high af and pretend the last several years didn’t happen.

I just want to say today fucking sucks and I’d like it if it was wiped from existence

wandering around in the cold. How about…NOT SLAPPING PEOPLE IN THE FACE????

There is this one ad for a mobile game that pisses me off every single time. Child, woman, and a man in bed freezing and sharing a blanket. He keeps pulling the blanket off them as he rolls over and the woman yanks it back. She gets pissed off and slaps him across the face and then you see her

Just got another friend with severe chronic pain to look into medical cannabis. Hoping to change her life!

For those who need to hear this: Your citizenship won’t save you. Your proximity to whiteness won’t save you. Even your education and money won’t save you. The only thing that’ll save you is empathy for and solidarity with those harmed today. Because you’re on the block tomorrow.

Wow, I really had to zoom in on that 🤣🤣🤣

THE THAI PLACE THAT DELIVERS IS OPEN AGAIN!!!! (It’s a food truck so they close for several months a year)

It's interesting to look back at the things you achieved in life and remember how much you felt like a failure at the time.

If you call a company asking for a job and they call you back and leave a message, LISTEN TO THE MESSAGE AND DON'T JUST CALL BACK THE NUMBER. I am not the person who you need to talk to. I gave you TWO ways to contact the person you need to talk to.

lol figures. 61.

FINALLY! My messages are down to 0. I mean, in theory. We’ll see if I get another mystery batch of late messages.

Well today went horribly. But I have ramen.

I love Mothra 🥹

that into his final wishes, because if a box shows up after he dies with a Oujia board in it so we can still talk, I’m going to think it’s hilarious.

Mitch called at way too early in the morning because he’s old. (He knows that I was just walking up AND yes, I would definitely say it to his face. 🤣) And as part of that conversation, told me that when he dies, I’m going to get a box in the mail with a Oujia board in it. I told him he better put

Well, the good news is that some of the texts I didn’t get that are still coming through are garbage like this.

Friends don’t let friends read too much Nietzsche.

Well, fun fact. If you texted me and I haven’t texted you back, it’s because my phone is, in fact, borked. I just had messages show up from December. So, Merry Christmas @erodbuster.bsky.social Also, it says I have 118 unread messages but I don’t SEE any unread messages when I go in. Fml.

"There's no normal life, Wyatt. There's just life. Now get on with it." - Val Kilmer as Doc Holliday in Tombstone

Not enough people understood this one, but it’s A+ content.

Personally, I love Batman Forever, but to eulogize Val Kilmer as the star of it instead of The Doors or Tombstone or Heat? Come on now.

😂 Senator Booker to Iowa's own Senator Chuck Grassley (age: approx. 80 million years) "I don't know how you're going to get relected now. You hugged me. A Black man from New Jersey." (I'm going to say this is paraphrased because I can't guarantee this is the exact quote.)