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holmesthebear.bsky.social
51yr old male, 🇨🇦, gay, partnered, polar bear furry, doctor, nerd. Icon by @jaketbear.bsky.social
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Hello, Blue Sky! For my first post, I wanted to wish everyone as much peace as a sleeping polar bear in summer time 💜

I'm shopping to replace my 2011 Dodge Ram that's broken beyond repair. I apologize to the hard working people at the Warren, MI and Sterling Heights, MI Dodge assembly plants. My next truck won't be made in America thanks to Donald Trump starting a trade war with my country🍁. #BuyAmerican #Tarriff

I'll agree to Gulf of America if Trump agrees to call the Great Lakes: Lake Ontario, Lake Ontario II, Lake Ontario III, Lake Ontario IV and Lake Ontario V.

Pro tip for all the young docs out there: "But it worked in the video game" is not an effective arguement when the College of Physicians and Surgeons comes to take away your license.

Don't destroy their home and wonder why they invade yours. 💚

Shout out to @wyntergoodfox.bsky.social! It's always nice to meet another furry Oilers fan!

No-one should get immunized against bears. Stick to getting vaccinated against dangerous things like flu and covid.

Commissioned by @superbearhugz.bsky.social _______ 🐻

Coming face-to-face with a grizzly while out hiking on a mountain trail is pretty unnerving, but it makes for a fun painting, so I’m not complaining. “Trailblazer,” 30”x24”, oil on linen.

Thank you so much @bresnanteddy.bsky.social for making this Bear Sleuths list and including me on it, even though I'm not actually a detective. I only share a name with a famous sleuth.

The new scarf I bought came with a money-back guarantee to keep the wearer warm, no matter how low the temperature. Technically, they weren't wrong! (🎨 by @artbyhornbuckle.bsky.social) #TFEveryday 👨‍🏫🧣 🐻‍❄️

Despite years of shopping here, I've never heard Woody the Talking Christmas Tree actually talk. What's wrong big guy? Upset about election results? Angry you live in a warehouse box 11 months a year? Sad there's no Timber the Talking Christmas Tree as a life partner? Talk to me, I'll try to help!

My human neighbours are so kind and thoughtful. I have been exercising more and trying to get back into shape. Thanks for noticing!