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holotype.bsky.social
not hyper off the ginseng root
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In many ways I’m logging off forever

blood is groovy

Every day is more Mike Wazowski with Sully’s face than the one before it

my brain keeps telling me to start a band called Pepperoni Homosexual

I wld have 10000 more followers if i was a lot fucking dumber

[Being offensive] No offense

Emily Blunt

Guess what I’m gonna do it. That’s right the only thing we can do

Thanks for the follow enjoy the block

I would never have an eagle eating my liver every day or whatever. Not my style

It’s not a crime to shoot the messenger by the way

It’s becoming difficult not to notice certain shit

Babe you have issues. Don't shoot the messenger. Please don't shoot me

If you shoot the messenger you have issues

In many ways evidence of the details of plate motions and other tectonic activity in the Precambrian is difficult to interpret

low key developing a biological weapon

Maybe I'll log off forever, I'm so bored of tweeting

Wanna hear a joke, French-Canadians

You guys are exactly like this weathered Precambrian pillow lava in the Temagami Greenstone Belt of the Canadian Shield

In many ways I'm exactly like this witch riding a pterodactyl

There are witches all around

Mario’s parties were funded by average taxpayers like u & me . Fat cats ruining the country

You guys are exactly like when a possum plays dead

We're going behind the scenes soon... damn...

What's up with forums

The goblin living in my walls just emerged for a snickerdoodle cookie

Can someone tell me how to stop getting vertigo when I read on a screen @doctors

Are these fabrics Joann-style or not really

Joann ass Fabrics damn

Do you like fabrics or not really

If I was that guy trying to roll the boulder up the hill I probably would have given up at some point and been like "yo it's not gonna stay so I'm gonna stop trying"

To fight spam and abuse, please smother me with this pillow

I would like to see a Nile crocodile clamp its jaws on a fully inflated basketball. That might be interesting for a few seconds

Fee fi fo fum, idiots are very dumb

They're giving me a new job ferrying souls across the river Styx