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All of Elon’s kids are named like Tool songs

What the shit?

Woah...this literally surprised me.

Iowa Nazis...

I posted a copy of the 3 minute version of my speech from yesterday (with citations) if anyone is interested. Feel free to steal from it if you want! (also, this is literally less than half of the Nazi shit they're currently pulling)

Flow on HBO Max will make this Valentine's Day better than my previous ones.

It was never a fair catch.

DEJEAN!!!!!

Thought Montoya clip was gunna be trash. It was but can't stop watching.

At least we made the playoffs...

[THEO VON AFTER MEETING JOHN WAYNE GACY]: man that's so cool, a clown that can paint. What an honor to see homeboy's art

NGL I feel weird scrolling TikTok again. Just doesn't feel right.

Blue sky is awesome because a bunch of people who like to make jokes and a bunch of people who are incapable of identifying a joke are forced to share space

Before it's ban, I just used "my type" search on TikTok to see if got it. Yep. Hit it on the head. I'll miss it...

Merry Christmas, and fuck Mr. Potter. He'd be the next Luigi victim if he was real.

good lawd that hit

Get ready to learn Buckeye, Dilly.

People LOATH our healthcare system; the pearl clutchers should ask themselves why

Bough Google Pixel with unlimited data and my bill may now be cheaper than what I'm paying now. My weekend is now better than Eberflus's. #blessed

Caleb: God send. Flus: leave in Detroit.

You shitting me?

Caleb has it, but this is a badly-coached team: week 3

These Auburn strobe lights making me believe there's no Auburn win in Ba Sing Se.