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Already fed up of the discourse Cunha has a 'reputation'. 271 career apps, 72 goals, 44 assists, 42 yellows, 1 red. He only got 3 yellows this season! Guess who got the most in the PL this season with 12? Liam Delap! 🤣 But there's been nothing mentioned about that because he didnt sign for us! #MUFC

Just imagine what we could do with the £100m Bruno money. 😂😂😂

The cognitive dissonance of people who claim to be anti authoritarian but still cape for ICE agents is astounding.

The Man Utd boss should play a swashbuckling 4-4-2 with fullbacks who can’t dribble or cross; midfielders who can’t run, pass, or tackle; ONE striker who can’t score, find space, or hold the ball up; wingers who all want to leave the club; and an error prone goalkeeper who forgot how to kick…

Reminder that the Scousers finished 4th and lost the CL final the summer they sold Coutinho for £120m, and bought VVD and Salah with the money. They then finished 2nd on 97 points and 89 goals, won the CL, and won the PL the following season.

Needs to get his strength up for the start of Serie A on 23rd August

Luke Shaw of all people complaining about post season. It was a shit idea, a complete waste of time, and will have done nothing to market the club with the dogshit football we play. But imagine that cunt complaining about a lack of time off… he’s averaged 18 apps/season for ELEVEN YEARS!!

Does Zirkzee at “9” work with Cunha and an Mbeumo type behind?? I know we need an out and out 9 as well, but maybe we don’t need 2?

Musk should be asked about this in every interview he does now and forever. To ignore it is a dereliction of duty. www.nytimes.com/2025/05/30/o...

Imagine if, in their first 18 months, INEOS are partly responsible for taking us from 3rd to 8th, then fully responsible for taking us from 8th to 15th. Then sell Garnacho and Bruno - following our lowest scoring league campaign in a generation. Eek.

We should’ve got Gareth Southgate. A fucking shit loser manager for a fucking shit loser squad bought by fucking shit loser owners. Specialists in Failure FC

BREAKING: Jim Ratcliffe’s plan for the post-Bruno rebuild taking shape, as INEOS prepare to splash £80m war chest on multiple first team signings.

WATCH THIS, LISE. YOU CAN ACTUALLY PINPOINT THE SECOND WHEN THE TERMINAL DECLINE BEGAN

Little reminder of what happened the last time we sold our best player for £80m with a little bit of "Wow, massive opportunity to reinvest the money smartly!" discourse...

Wonderful news. 🫡🫡🫡 A fee which could get you 1.2 x Hojlunds, 1.1 x Sanchos, or 1.0 x Antonys. Another masterstroke from Britain’s smartest billionaire. 👏 👏 👏 Clearly the flexibility needed to run the London Marathon also extends to bending over backwards for the world’s 19th largest economy.

Bruno to Saudi in 2025 is only like Coutinho to Barça in 2017 if the fee is £300m - allowing multiple high calibre replacements. What kind of businessman sells a top ten player in world football to an oil state for a fee Daniel Levy could afford? This will set us back another decade.

Build a bonfire, Build a bonfire, Put the Glazers on the top, Put Brexit Jimmy in the middle, And we'll burn the fucking lot…

If Bruno leaves, we riot.

From deciding they didn’t need Rangnick as DoF in charge of the rebuild in summer 2022, to the first INEOS window in 2024, United signed; Lisandro, Case, Antony, Dubravka, Butland, Weghorst, Sabitzer, Mount, Evans, Onana, Hojlund, Bayindir, Amrabat, Reguilon For a combined €453m…

This season was so shit our pre-season starts before the UCL final.

🚨⏳ DECISION TIME FOR LIAM DELAP! @jaymotty.bsky.social is LIVE with this morning's #MUFC news 🔴

“Blue” due to the lack of oxygen getting to the brain…

All the people complaining that the police have said the Liverpool driver was white British are the same people who made it necessary for the police to say he was white British.

Strange that all that fuss about the winners of the Europa League final qualifying for the Champions League has died down even though Spurs finished 4th from bottom. It was never about them was it?

Perfect form tackle by goalie Emi Martinez for the straight red card.

Let’s be honest, who do you think is whinging to the press? Do you think de Ligt, Yoro, Maz, Bruno, Amad are? What about Garnacho, Hojlund, Shaw, Dalot, Onana?

Does anybody seriously think we’ll finish top ten next season, even with one game/week? Will we be better than Fulham, Bournemouth, Brighton, Villa, Forest, Palace, Brentford? How many players from those listed walk into our first XI?

One goal yesterday would have gone to extra time. There is ONE first team striker at the club - 22, unproven, and in abysmal form. There are TWO strikers in the academy, one was sent on loan, the other was left out of the EL squad. There is nobody else to blame but the higher-ups.

TIL that after the shooting death of CEO Brian Thompson UnitedHealthcare approved many life-saving medical procedures it has been holding out on because of sudden internal panic and public scrutiny. So, Luigi (innocent until proven guilty) probably saved more lives than he took.

I shot a man in Reno just to watch him dry (I used a water pistol)

1. Failed drug tests as a player x2 2. Allegedly used Dr Segura for doping as Barça manager 3. Benefitted greatly from Barça paying referees from 2000-2018 4. Massive conflict with Bayern doctors for “unknown reasons” 5. Benefitted greatly from 115 charges of financial doping at City

Sadly, this is a lost clause.

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Looking around for any Palace players or fans who would swap yesterday for a top 5 league finish.

A Crystal Palace win saved football, suddenly everyone understand top 4 is not a trophy.