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Calling the amazon driver a male chauvinistic pig

Like thisbtweet if a girl can do laundry ona. sundy afternoon

Guys

asking the guy at the popeyes counter if he thinks i have the body of a twink

Coconut water

Sun screen

1 month

bob ur my day one bro dab me up

Just gonna hit this bong dracula right quick

Friday y’all

I got ppl to reply to & shit I’m so sorry if u ever try to talk me

OK y’all i need the market to crash tomorrow so let’s start getting ready for that

Stretchin them hamstrangs

Takeoff

Ray charles had transsexual swag

Got told i had a rly cool name at the bar last nite 😎

Planning my day around when roommates r gonna be gone so i can shve my legs

Ok read & concert & was social yesterday hopefully i can write today bc thats all that matters

Rapidly small sippin coffe

What day is it holy cow

Can’t believe last night was real Like it wasn’t that crazy but doing concert & bars & meeting ppl & getting home at 4 am is completely new to me

Making beautiful cofffe in a way that matters so so much

Noon wake up

343 am is a wonderful name for a bed time

Shout out my beautiful 330 am bros

my beautiul daighter eggs benedict

Anyways it’s 3am I’m gonna smoke some dracula then bed

Pre concert vibes it’s post concert now tho

my hungry ass thought bob was your uncle

I actually have so much to say rn I’m speechless

It’s so surreal

Post concert beans & greens

The boy was calling me She to the new friend & it felt so good lol

Tonite was a girl & went to concert w friends & met new friends & went to bars & got invited to parties & etc etc Holy cow

Ugh we’re watching snl clips & this bit is just making fun of gay ppl & then they threw in a transphobia joke too yayyyy

The bar we went to had this random small room off of the hallway to the roof bar & we sat there & just had ppl come up & talk to us all night lmao