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Kendrick Lamar Awarded Nobel Beef Prize theonion.com/kendric...

submitted 8 days ago • 79 comments

The makers of The Polar Express were really like “how can we turn this heartwarming short story into the most anxiety inducing 1hr 45min any child has ever experienced?”

submitted 62 days ago • 0 comments

Still can’t get over the way Wiz Khalifa said “Cuz I’m the shit, LITERALLY 🗣️” with his whole chest on Let It Go (ft. Akon) 😭 Nobody in the studio was like “hold up fam I don’t think you mean literally”

submitted 63 days ago • 0 comments

Why’s my dog over here *sighing* like SHE’S the one with a mortgage, a car payment, and 3 dogs to feed 😒

submitted 64 days ago • 0 comments

Watching The Whale for the first time while I’m sick and (incidentally) obese was not the brightest move 🥲

submitted 70 days ago • 0 comments

Sure, music theory is cool, but can it explain why the DanDaDan theme song goes so hard? Didn’t think so.

submitted 75 days ago • 0 comments

(Found in a Facebook group)

submitted 80 days ago • 0 comments

She hark on my herald till I sing fr

submitted 80 days ago • 0 comments

Trimming my body hair and leaving it all over the place so my cats know how it feels. One of them is picking up the vacuum cleaner like "damn ok"

submitted 84 days ago • 121 comments

here are some hobbies to pick up if u want to demonstrate value or become more interesting: -chess (shows u are smart) -photography (demonstrates artistic sensitivity) -frog collector (shows u have a large collection of frogs)

submitted 84 days ago • 207 comments

I tried to impress our dinner guests with a sauce made from vodka, gravy & nitrous oxide but all I've done is make myself an Absolut laughing stock.

submitted 85 days ago • 41 comments