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31 years ago today, Skinner blamed the children and a meme was born.

I'M IMPOSING A SKILLIONTY DOLLAR TARIFF ON ALL COLORS THAT AREN'T BLUE shouts the president, as he runs through the White House with a soup pot on his head and falls down a flight of stairs with his pants around his ankles

Now he’s Steroid Darth Julius. …I do love that he is holding a red lightsaber. 😂😂 “Now take Darth Vader. There’s a good guy. A great guy. The best guy. He terrified his enemies in the name of the Empire. Which was really a great Empire. And they loved red. Red shows how serious they were. Love red

When then asked if he knew where he was at that very moment, President Trump just shrugged and said he wasn’t sure, but was “probably hovering over the city of Milwaukee.”

Im going back to bed. I demand a reset. 😂

HEY THIS BLOWS

And the enshitification continues. kotaku.com/polygon-sold...

Please highlight this story. ICE stormed into the wrong house, trashed the place, and made women/girls stand outside in the rain in their underwear. ICE also stole phones, laptops, and cash savings from the family, who moved to OKC two weeks ago. kfor.com/news/local/w...

"Luke Farritor, a 23-year-old former SpaceX intern and Adam Ramada, a Miami-based venture capitalist, have had accounts on the computer systems for at least two weeks...neither Farritor nor Ramada appear to have had experience with either nuclear weapons or handling classified information."

"This is not public safety. This is violence disguised as law."

a gen x classic rewritten for the times🥲

BREAKING: The Interior Dept just used a fake “energy emergency” to greenlight gas and mining projects on public lands. It’s a lie. There is no energy emergency. This is a giveaway to big oil.

Previous to the FDA, folks would put chalk and plaster of Paris in milk to make it appear white. They could also add formaldehyde to cover the smell and taste of spoiled milk.

Fascinating stuff here from an expert in MS-13, who explains in granular detail why many of the Abrego Garcia claims just don't add up. A big one: He came here at the age of 16 over a decade ago. Why isn't there *any* evidence of gang-related activity? Transcript: newrepublic.com/article/1941...

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Returning Jesus Christ Downed By U.S. Missile Defense 30,000 Feet Before Making Landfall

Which is precisely why millions of people are protesting against you.

Is it spam or is it just Pete Hegseth texting you classified information?

People say long Covid causes brain fog, but that’s ridiculous. I feel perfectly pineapple pigeon.

DOGE is a criminal conspiracy to defraud the people of the United States

Legal permanent resident of the U.S., showing up to apply for citizenship, with no allegations of criminal activity, is arrested and detained by masked police. This is fascism, and that is not a word I use lightly. www.nytimes.com/2025/04/14/n...