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homeindouai.bsky.social
Atheist. Humanist. Idiot. Woke lefty and citizen of nowhere. Immigrant. YNWA.
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Schweizer Maitli. 🇨🇭 Swiss Girl. #painting

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No trains running today, too early in the year, but the cats don't seem to mind.

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Anyone fancy seeing my #art here? 🎨🖌 #Paris #France #Café

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

Upon this response, JK burst into a million shards and a great wind scattered her unhappy soul beneath the arc of a newly formed rainbow.

submitted 15 hours ago • 1726 comments

Fuck you autocorrect!

submitted 16 hours ago • 3 comments

Life's s bitch, especially if you're a gnome who can't translate well. @pixelthegnome.bsky.social

submitted 16 hours ago • 1 comment

They have loads of video titles on the walls in the (mixed) loo but they also have this figure of a woman that makes it uncomfortable for me to go. I have to turn my back to her.

submitted 16 hours ago • 1 comment

The new bar in town (Ô Petit Voyageur) has the boucle de Monsieur Gayant on the wall, just like my keyring. Bienvenue à Douai.

submitted 17 hours ago • 1 comment

Something for BlueSky weekend☀️ Twenty recent drawings in a Hardback book. (Signed - (if you really wish!)) Free post to EU UK USA CANADA .. Repost this for a chance to win it .. @minxyowlwriter.bsky.social will dip into the hat (yes!) and draw the WINNER 🏆 to be announced on Monday morning..

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

En même temps rouler avec le bras droit tendu, c’est casse gueule.

submitted 1 day ago • 20 comments

Potite après-midi au Zoo de Lille hier

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

hello world, 15 mins old

submitted 2 days ago • 580 comments

Come on Friday, let's be having ya. Just nine hours and twenty minutes until I can have a beer and start the weekend.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

know there knot

submitted 2 days ago • 19 comments

I buy a Creme Egg in a shop. Man at till reaches under counter. "I don't need a bag thanks" I say. "I'm getting the shop egg," he says. "It has a barcode that'll scan."

submitted 2 days ago • 17 comments

Hi, does anyone know if you can bring British meat products back through the Eurotunnel (car on Shuttle)?

submitted 3 days ago • 3 comments

A word of advice if you have a phone or sat nav holder on your dash. Check where the airbag is in case of an accident.

submitted 4 days ago • 8 comments

They had their own wall! A little Bafta wall!

submitted 6 days ago • 3 comments

This is true. A pal of mine who is a policeman went to a Scottish island recently to investigate a missing person and when the locals found out he was a Christian they stuck him in a giant human-shaped willow branch construction and burned him alive.

submitted 6 days ago • 166 comments