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If your company ceo is wearing something like this, you’re not getting any work benefits, pay increases, nothing pal. Expect to work overtime for free 🤪

I had the most amazing lunch the other day purple rice not pictured

This feels like an excellent time to remind y'all I have this very stellar tattoo and hopefully it will sum up my intent for the next 4 years

Setting my toy to full vibrate - once he has sent me the last of his savings and moved back in to his parent’s house

sitting here wondering how they published memoirs of a geisha when the rough draft was completely covered in dried cum (belonging to a white guy)

been thinking about kicking 100 nutsacks for a few days now

I wanna make shen yun porn

white ppl stanning laoganma is soo funny because A) you can’t tolerate chilli B) you hate Asians C) yo mumma

In 2021 my loser c word boss started being even more of a crunt so I started camming during work hours so I could get double pay lol

I like doing sw because there is no yelling and intimidation (at me) unless it is me being paid to do that consensually :)

Midwife crisis

Yes

Hehe

taking 6 months off because my tummy hurts

goin up? or down?

I told my dad when I was 9 that blind obedience to perceived authority could never be a good survival strategy if taken to the extreme of 100% adherence, statistically we have to mess up either by accident or on purpose or there would be no perturbation or wiggling forward psychologically What harm?

I would like to be in or hear a band that does Caveman Covers of all the popular songs. Caveman lyrics and vocalizations over the original soundtrack.

My boobs hort in that outfit

This is a milf appreciation account, everyday is Mother’s Day here.

Another day of being grateful to eat a tasty meal with someone I love. Thinking of everyone who I’m lucky to call a friend :)

Ha ha hee hee

in my hometown they eat a local food known as the ‘bagwood bog’

University of hard clocks

I have a face that's therapeutic for people who sit on it.

Scott Milgram experiment

Anyone else read ‘The Troop’ (Nick Cutter)? Looking for a support group to join after reading this scary book 📕

Thinking about eating chicken sagwala with my hottie babes

I notified my wife I could give plausible lines for all dialog in Fast and Furious 7 with no sound on, watching it for the first time, and none of my lines were refuted in the film. I adlibed all the dialog, and none of it was objectively wrong.

I was on my way to a job interview that offered a follow up interview, that I declined. They can’t afford my rates.

We're all here to party man, let's echo back and forth the good vibes.

if you think Madonna Whore Complex through a western lens is wild, you probably don’t have any South/East Asian friends because that shit with a cultural context + interwoven caste; intergenerational trauma is on a whole different level of violence whhheeew

Editing my feeld profile to include the words "I'm just a lil rascal"

Boys whimpering. That's the skeet.

Flat Eartha Kitt

love posting my ass on the internet