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homespurned.bsky.social
I make shite tunes. You'll probably never hear them
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@sciencepie.bsky.social my first one through for repair for Lauren.

submitted 4 hours ago • 1 comment

Take it its ash Wednesday. Was just about to stop a woman and tell her she had shote on her forehead

submitted 21 hours ago • 0 comments

Any cunt in Ayrshire want a lot of 40/50 vinyl. Nae defining genre. Mostly golden oldies

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Lauren's watching some new season of 90 day fiance. And there's a guy who I've decided is a grown up Gene from Bob's Burgers living with his Mom Linda. Bob must be dead

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

This new monster hunter is banging

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

Time to attempt an awful rithym roulette

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

That fire in the booth was good

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

Absolutely flabbergasted that my brain still links the smell of bleach with the swimming pool changing rooms as a kid rather than the countless times I've had to clean up chunder on a whitey.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

youtu.be/JndiUDVK3Jg?... Get that blasted

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

What's the longest you've left someone on read with the intent to reply. Just replied to a message from October

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

50 year old men in here refusing thermal boots because they're orange and blue and going cold for a week to order in green ones is wild to me.

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

I have shit myself more from big spiders in grounded than I ever have at a zombie game.

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

I cannae stop using the spicy niccy pouches. Wit a treat man

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

Refilled my zippo recently and now i want to bid on them all

submitted 17 days ago • 3 comments

Was greatly opposed to the mpc ui update but after a few weeks ive got used to it and its a much better work flow.

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

I have evidence to suggest I've never been too big for my boots.

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

Every family has some sort of poo knife scenario that's been normalised within their family and if someone outwith that family was to spend enough to time with them they'd find it and be weirded out. Trying to think of what my family's poo knife is....

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

Happy vampiretimes day I nos Fer rat You xoxo

submitted 20 days ago • 1 comment

Haven't really jelled with a lot of Adult Swim shit but common side effects is extremely my jam

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

I genuinely think I've had as radical a phycological transformation from a night with toothache than I have from psychedelics

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

I would play the fuck out of a street sharks franchise game. Or a Small soldiers game

submitted 21 days ago • 1 comment

Think I've used the excuse "but he made college dropout" too much

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

The excitement from Chris learning shit on the oral presentations podcast is belting. He's like a wee kid

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

Vaping is the worst nicotine delivery system I've tried. Doesn't even do what i want it to. Every other type of nicotine intake works instantly. It's a fucking con man

submitted 22 days ago • 1 comment

Yous weren't joking that new ll cool j album is banging

submitted 22 days ago • 1 comment