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…in conclusion they were not giants

Good news to anyone looking yo upgrade their habitat module in Upstate New York’s beautiful Martian Desert region

Everyone but me came down with stomach flu overnight. Do I take it easy because I may be next, or make an epic brunch for one while they groan on the bathroom tile?

In the final stage of its lifecycle Google becomes the Phone Book it feasted on in its pupal stage. lifehacker.com/tech/how-to-...

Thinking of all the people out there who lost a loved one today and how they’ll feel it only 1/4 as bad as the rest of us

Also the abyss is odorless, which is why dogs never seem troubled by it

Same. Multiple times. Have been watching p+ including live sports for a month with no issues and tonight dropped video, spinner, audio lag, unexpected switching to CBS news feed.

That’s right gumshoes, you’re going back two thousand years to stop Carmen Sandiego from convincing a 23 year old Jesus from going on tour with his cousin’s band.

A 21st century update of Citizen Kane opens with Kane’s deathbed utterance of “Kirkland Snowviper Mark II”

Me: my plan to sustain Medicare and Social Security is to tax the rich. You: that math doesn’t work there still isn’t enough money- Me: I wasn’t finished, after the tax hike we open them up and sell all their organs.

Doesn’t sound worth it unless you’re getting a shitload of Platons out of it

The Snowflake Brigade appears to have made the trip from Twitter. Lol

lol shut the fuck up.

nice googlewhack

What do they call Bert and Ernie?

Not too distant

USB-C pronounced Uzbek

Jesus loves us all, less well known is that he also ranks us on a 1-100 hotness scale

[solemnly circles campfire]Heh heh, oh yes... Some say the conservatives were bullied out... and there's folk who say they met girls what could stand listenin' to em talk. But the next full moon they'll come ride down from Sea Lion point just asking questions and advocating for the devil hissself!

Four Bottoms and a Funeral

They used the other kind of gas on my great grandfather, he died instantly but the pain has never stopped

Starting to think this Santa guy might have been grooming me

Firing up my annual “War on Rosh Hashana” column since no one has wished me a happy one

Fella that big you gotta glue him up first, the nails are gonna be purely decorative

Where Stella Got Her Groove Back When Stella Got Her Groove Back Why Stella Got Her Groove Back

amid suggestions < amid concerns < amid allegations

The face when you realize they didn’t say “Taco Salad”

a meta point on those One Weird Trick ads: the trick is never that "weird" its always like "eat 11 avocados or buy our eleven-avocado-equivalent pills" Just once I want them to say "translate your college term papers into yiddish and at the next full moon go read them to the hamsters at a pet store"

"What if - now hear me out on this... What if we made them pay to eat our shit?" - how every company started

Mystics and statistics

In so many ways

Will not rest until we have a president who uses second person pronouns