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shark tales live action. i need it

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

if drake didn’t have a son he might kill himself. he still might

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

i unfortunately have feelings for a m*n. absolutely devastating

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

i’ve tried so hard to not be a hater but every amy schumer movie gives me the full body ick. i don’t understand

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

very excited for new buffy 😌

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

same pack 😌

submitted 39 days ago • 1 comment

hmmm… :/

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

idk what it is but bowen yang has unfortunately always given me the ick 😔 i donut trust that man

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

EMILY IN PARIS EMILI N PRISZ EMILIA PÉRSZ EMILIA PÉREZ

submitted 42 days ago • 22 comments

shout out to the nurse who removed my stitches and left a couple 😌

submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

i wish the pitch perfect movies were 100 hours long

submitted 51 days ago • 2 comments

what happens if someone ignores 8 jury duty summonses 👀👀👀

submitted 54 days ago • 3 comments

I hate when old people are the same age as me.

submitted 68 days ago • 39 comments

do you think jimmy carter liked glee?

submitted 71 days ago • 0 comments

olive oil i love you

submitted 72 days ago • 1 comment

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submitted 72 days ago • 0 comments

you tryin to tell me a crab gooned in this rag?

submitted 72 days ago • 0 comments

still haven’t sent out my xmas cards 😌

submitted 76 days ago • 0 comments

i hope the moon knows how much i love her

submitted 77 days ago • 0 comments

i need this injected into my veins open.spotify.com/track/4syD7n...

submitted 86 days ago • 0 comments

my favourite thing about going to work in person is spending $60 on gas 😁 2nd is how the sidewalks are covered human shit ✨

submitted 90 days ago • 1 comment

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submitted 90 days ago • 6 comments

got too excited thinking about wicked and threw up pink :/

submitted 91 days ago • 1 comment

???

submitted 96 days ago • 0 comments

muppet wizard of oz >>>

submitted 98 days ago • 0 comments

i fell nose first in cat piss earlier and it was so much worse than i could’ve imagined

submitted 99 days ago • 0 comments

We don't need more remakes of old movies. We need more MUPPETS remakes of old movies.

submitted 99 days ago • 782 comments

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submitted 105 days ago • 0 comments

i’m at the hospital and i am the only person wearing a mask?

submitted 105 days ago • 2 comments