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Cheetos should never be placed in a second receptacle, they should only ever be eaten directly out of the bag

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Imagining someone saying "Gooner for Life" in the twangiest Bama accent ever and cackling

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Think A’s the only one that can be made gluten free, so A

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No one has ever believed in their product more than the inventor of Vaseline

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This movie is set in New York and yet everyone, down to random bystanders with one line, has an English accent

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Remembering the time I wanted to make a joke about Rivers Cuomo being the brother of Andrew and Chris, had the thought that it probably wouldn’t work because he’s too young, then I looked it up and it turns out he’s actual a few months older than Chris…

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Babe, are you ok? You’ve hardly even touched your Hooburrito

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Watching a deeply terrible movie with my three year old and losing my mind at these back to back sentences on its Wikipedia page

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Never ceases to make me laugh the extent to which the team building strategy for top Turkish teams is just remembering some guys

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Yeah, that game seems exactly right for the last Derby at Goodison

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Defining Merseyside Derby moment for me will always be Marouane Fellaini and Sotirious Kyrgiakos doing simultaneous red card tackles on each other

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AJ Brown adding a new, more terrifying level of WR social media posting with essentially “The war is over, but my sword still thirsts for blood.” @edsbs.bsky.social @pablo.show

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Googled Frenworld and it brings up what has to be a top 10 most cursed Wikipedia page

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We have been governed by posters before, but never ones who were this bad at it

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One thing you learn studying history is that we have literally always had posters, there is simply no more fundamental human need than the need to post

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Lesbo Batman United States, Census, 1910

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“If your goggles ain’t Goggins, they don’t belong on your noggins” got me

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Cover 4 (Taylor’s version)

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The Eagles winning because of DEI (a white cornerback)

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Yeah, I wish this hadn’t been so prescient

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I don’t generally get superstitious about sports, but it is definitely making me nervous the number of fellow Liverpool fans I see openly starting to say the Q-word

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Probably wouldn’t have overlapped Gakpo’s left arm on the text here to be honest

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can't wait to play civ 7 like i play all the other civ games: exclusively play vanilla because expansion packs seem weird, play exactly the same style with the same civ for 1000 hours over the next decade, mostly ignore entire key game mechanics, and consequently never actually get very good at it

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There’s a punk singer with my same first and last name who murdered his girlfriend and goes by the name “Sammytown”

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They’re doing product placement for Verizon’s disaster relief communication truck, amazing stuff

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We gotta be French DJs about our politics

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“Take Trump seriously, not literally” may be one of the worst pieces of analysis anyone’s ever done

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