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Providing you with periodic AccuHonk forecasts, weather permitting. https://www.change.org/p/save-our-flag-means-death
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“Today” can be roughly translated as “HONK!” in the ancient language of geese. Clowns should anticipate surges of honking at their location throughout the day and well into the night. Remain vigilant.

submitted 56 days ago • 0 comments

Seems legit. #NeverStopClowning #LongLiveOFMD

submitted 58 days ago • 2 comments

We predict high levels of clowning in the afternoon followed by temperate honking this evening. Clowns are encouraged to practice their honking technique throughout the day.

submitted 61 days ago • 0 comments

The new year has brought a honk front of unprecedented clownery. Clowns are advised to position their red noses for maximum honks at this time. #HonkItThroughAsACrew

submitted 63 days ago • 1 comment

We have experienced an unprecedented level of honk storms of every possible variety this evening. We encourage clowns to rest, recharge, and prepare for a heightened honk forecast in all corners of the globe.

submitted 71 days ago • 1 comment

👀🥴

submitted 71 days ago • 1 comment

@netflix.com u up?

submitted 91 days ago • 0 comments

Manip by Honkologist @latinkraken.bsky.social 😌

submitted 92 days ago • 1 comment

Honk honk, pirate pals! It's lovely having hope 🤞💖 #OFMD #OurFlagMeansDeath #CrewForLife

submitted 94 days ago • 0 comments

A Netflix interviewer, you say? 🤡 www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5OB...

submitted 96 days ago • 0 comments

renewal tomorrow #ofmd

submitted 96 days ago • 0 comments

Our captain is ready, willing, and able to set sail once more. If you listen carefully, you can hear the faint honking of geese in the background of this interview. We advise clowns to don their red noses at this time. #HonkItThroughAsACrew

submitted 96 days ago • 1 comment

Clowns at #SFROP have reported that our captain has engaged in musical honking. Miscellaneous honking may occur in your vicinity, especially if you are watching the series finale of The Sopranos. Please clown accordingly.

submitted 101 days ago • 5 comments

Our honk will go on 🙏🫡 youtu.be/tW_4fgmaQ7w?...

submitted 107 days ago • 0 comments

'..And then the prince and the princess booped clown noses on the battlefield, and everyone got to watch S3 of OFMD' The End #OurFlagMeansDeath

submitted 111 days ago • 1 comment

Clowns should note that fandom migration patterns may result in an uptick of honks. Please don your red noses if able. #HonkItThroughAsACrew #ofmd

submitted 111 days ago • 2 comments