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hooks01.bsky.social
The local guy who's into way too many niche topics 23 M
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Getting Started

thinkin my wrestler name should be Evil Jesus. My whole thing’ll be that im like, the dark evil fucked up clone version of Jesus Christ of Nazareth. & the twist is you can’t hurt me too bad out there cuz if you kill me? EVERYBODY’S going to hell. Every single one of ya’s.

best one so far

Current internet media literacy: “why was the movie called Goodfellas? They seemed like pretty bad fellas to me. Plot hole?”

fl lets you duplicate the lines of coke you're railing while you produce. can ableton do that? yeah, didn't think so .

as someone who doesn’t follow soccer, i’m getting a little annoyed by all the soccer posts i see on here. everything i don’t personally enjoy should be destroyed

one of the most special things about attending an nfl game in person is that if the home team wins, they open up all the exits and let all the fans go home. nothing like sleeping in your own bed

I got Teal - it was surpsingly not as difficult as I first thought Reply if you want a color too

Might as well start this account with #promosky - here are my eclectic interests: Philosophy (Ancient) History Movies Vaporwave Liminal Spaces Space Archeology Paleontology Football Music: Crumb Cleopatrick Black Country, New Road Geese Men I Trust Games: Mainly PC Roguelikes Pokemon Minecraft