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Vermonter. Wheelchair technician. Automotive nerd. Comedy connoisseur.
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What is it about trashy people where they have to have the most aggressive dog species they can get? "This is Bella, she's a mix between a pitbull, a doberman, a Rottweiler, and hippo. She's only 6 months old but will grow to be around 400lbs and 5 feet tall. She's an absolute sweetheart, though."

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Funny watching all the conservatives who boycotted football due some players taking a knee do a 180° now that daddy Trump is going to attend.

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When we cross the street, why are we suddenly referred to as a pedestrian? Can't wait to go out tomorrow and do some serious pedestrating.

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You "Die Hard is/isn't a Christmas movie" folk have to accept that it can be Christmas adjacent. 'Hook' also falls into this category. Both take place at Christmas time, but don't revolve around the holiday itself.

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Comedy often writes itself.

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The home of the Whopper never would have sold him out.

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Why is it that when older people, who have been going to fast food places their entire lives, suddenly have no idea what's on the menu when they order? Grandpa, the combo meal comes with fries and a drink, as it has since the beginning of time.

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The new FBI Director looking like the homeless crackhead in my alley makes me feel safer already.

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"I live a healthy lifestyle so that I can live to be 100." You ever see someone who's 100? No thanks, not for me.

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Music that's just under the "too loud" mark, popular with middle class women from 14-25, and a staff who does not want to talk to you - Crumbl should rename itself Abercookie&Fitch.

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Amateur aquarist.

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What's the difference between a microwaved sweet potato and a pig that's been picked up and thrown? One is a heated yam, the other is a yeeted ham.

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Huge black Friday deal on following my profile this year. Just click follow and type "Thankful" to receive 75% off all my bad jokes and lame idea throughout 2025.

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preparing for my annual thanksgiving tradition of brining a turkey in a 50/50 mix of kratom and johnny walker and then pan-frying that sum'bitch till it turns black

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In all those Hallmark movies, the guy love interest has to be smack dab in the middle of blue collar and business CEO. Rugged enough to use tools, but still pays someone to mow his lawn. Like makes furniture as a hobby, but doesn't spit tobacco into the gas station parking lot.

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