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Nice legs

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All New Yorkers know that there are really only two seasons in #NYC Roach Season and Rat Season

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

This would unironically make the US electorate more Democratic. -Illiteracy rates are higher in red states than in blue ones -Already a thing -Educated voters lean Democratic -Would include Medicare, basically precluding anyone over 65, a key Republican demographic

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After it's all said and done, I need Elon Musk to go to jail.

submitted 103 days ago • 0 comments

Can we start applying the FAFO at some of the Leftists who didn't vote because Harris was "bad for Palestine" too?

submitted 106 days ago • 0 comments

Credit @ genderfuckdoom on Twitter

submitted 118 days ago • 0 comments

BBC readers so nationalist they don't know where Greenland is.

submitted 135 days ago • 0 comments

Joining the mile high club with a partner: -uncomfortable -awkward -cramped -illeagal Jorkin it solo in an airplane bathroom -freeing -more gratifying anyway -they literally can't stop you

submitted 143 days ago • 0 comments

We're living in a time of drastic polarization and pendulous political power switching, and I think I can explain why. TL:DR neither side can affect the change needed to solve our problems 🧵

submitted 144 days ago • 1 comment

Your tits are perfect don't kill urself.

submitted 144 days ago • 0 comments

PLEASE look at this Tumblr post that is SENDING me

submitted 150 days ago • 0 comments

On a plane, aisle seat. Seat across from me is a pilot, on the flight heading somewhere. Lean over, pointing to the front and say "excuse me, I think you're supposed to be up there." Pilot chuckles, and holds up his phone. "No worries, I got it on Bluetooth."

submitted 150 days ago • 0 comments

*second time

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Considering all the prior approvals, etc. that went through in the wake of the UHC shooting, and the number of people who likely got life-saving care b/c of that, Luigi Mangione likely saved more lives than he took.

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Pussy

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Shockingly based for a middle-aged white lady

submitted 165 days ago • 0 comments

The actions of this man have caused more deaths than his assassin. Why do we call one a murderer and not the other?

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Nooooo we can't keep say8ng we're so proud of the UHC assassin because then more people will do it! 👀 If we keep saying that we wish more people would take out billionaires then they might actually do that! 👀 Guys stop, seriously it's not funny! 👀👀👀

submitted 169 days ago • 0 comments

Batman is already a socialist

submitted 170 days ago • 0 comments

All their pads/tampons/etc

submitted 170 days ago • 0 comments

Direct action

submitted 170 days ago • 0 comments

Heat's out in the apartment, so it's time to load up Cyberpunk 2077 on max specs

submitted 172 days ago • 0 comments

I'm calling it now, after Elongated Muskrat has sucked Twitter dry, all that will be left of it is the porn accounts

submitted 172 days ago • 0 comments

This expresses an emotion that I cannot describe

submitted 172 days ago • 0 comments

"Elon take the wheel" I say, one second before my body slams into the asphalt at terminal velocity

submitted 172 days ago • 0 comments

Starting a new religion where we worship this thing

submitted 173 days ago • 0 comments

The kinds of people who are disappointed at surprise bacon and croissants are the kinds of people who do not understand

submitted 173 days ago • 0 comments

Ah

submitted 173 days ago • 0 comments

Have you been questioning which side of history you're on? Here's some helpful info

submitted 177 days ago • 0 comments

The trend holds for day 2! World domination by Christam Eve!

submitted 181 days ago • 0 comments

I have always had dreams of making an RPG video game, and my genius idea is that if you create a PC that is a conventionally attractive white male, the game loads in what is called "privilege mode," which sets all enemy health to 1, trivializing the entire thing to the point of boredom.

submitted 181 days ago • 1 comment

Man idk if I even OWN a bra that's 23 years old. I mean it's probably because I'm a guy, but

submitted 181 days ago • 0 comments

Some of y'all would have done NUMBERS on 2014 Tumblr

submitted 181 days ago • 0 comments

My follower count has doubled in the past two days (2 -> 4), at this rate, everyone on Earth will be a follower of mine before Christmas.

submitted 181 days ago • 0 comments

Reposting this classic

submitted 182 days ago • 0 comments

Prev has never seen this:

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Scrolling throught Twitter is like >ad >ad >bot account >ad >Elon pushed content >ad >ad >ad

submitted 183 days ago • 0 comments

Here's an excellent article on why many GOs and NGOs trust Gazan officials instead of Israeli numbers: aoav.org.uk/2024/casualt... TL;DR Israel has repeatedly been shown to lie on official death toll numbers, and independent assessments much more accurately reflect the Gazan officials' numbers.

submitted 183 days ago • 0 comments

@dieworkwear.bsky.social I want to buy a leather coat with a fur collar, something like a bomber jacket or a hoodless duffle coat. What should I look for and what should I avoid?

submitted 183 days ago • 0 comments

When I was young I was terrified to learn one day the Sun would explode and consume the Earth, but then I realized it's not gonna be for a million years, and we have plenty of time. Anyway, so climate change

submitted 184 days ago • 0 comments

Another classic in our household: My fiance: I think... Me: Well that's your problem right there. My fiance: I want a divorce.

submitted 184 days ago • 0 comments

My fiance: Do you think... (trails off) Me, immediately: Not if I can help it. My fiance: I'm going to strangle you in your sleep.

submitted 184 days ago • 0 comments