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Mediocre powerlifter. Queer Christian. Meat clown. The LaCroix of Romance. Little Miss Sunburst USA 1987 I'm plantin' corn and you can't do a damn thing about it.
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Thousands marched in New York City against the fascist Trump regime. (📹@StatusCoup) "Fascist Trump has got to go" #3E #USProtests #fiftyfiftyone #NoKings #Feb17

What a fumble.

Elon Musk is a terrible president.

Even in the face of violent oppression, non-violence remains the only path to effective resistance. It dismantles systems of power through moral clarity, unity, and strategic action, ensuring long-term change without perpetuating cycles of violence.

Another day of calling all three of my members of congress. Find your reps at www.congress.gov. Most MOCs have multiple offices to call in case you get a full voicemail. In the search, click on their personal websites and head to the contact page to find them. Everyone I’ve talked to has been kind.

Ukrainian soldiers on the frontline mockingly ask Trump if they can come out of the trenches now since he "ended the war".

Scenes from Mobile, AL sent by my son near the Gulf of Mexico. Not me granny skeeting on bsky.

Is mama roach on here yet (evanescence)

This is sinful. A Trump appointed judge took away overtime (OT) pay for 4M workers. Biden's policy called for employees working over 40 hours a week who earned less than $58K to be eligible for OT. The law had that at $35K previously. Now, it's back to $35K. F MAGA! F TRUMP!

My imaginary friend Reebo spoke to me again today. They told me of great things, powerful truths, that will shake the earth to the core when revealed. However, it is not yet time. - McRib

Hey can anyone tell me how to "serve cunt" while reconciling EOY expense accounts? Thanks in advance!

I want to say it's good new but they'll find someone worse.

The first woman to ever graduate the Citadel was Nancy Mace. She was granted this opportunity because the year before a women had sued to break up this all male space. The woman who initially filed the lawsuit spent less than 72 hours there. Nancy Mace benefited from a progressive agenda.

Really draining the swamp, ain't they?

Reddit and BlueSky were both down and I got 4 seconds worth of work done. It was terrible.

I can't cope with Reddit and BlueSky down at once. What am I supposed to do, engage with the real world?

What level of white-hetero hell are we descending into today... oh look...

And with this real headline, satire took its last breath.

If you see this quote with your first anime: Barefoot Gen... you kids don't even know. It was terrifying. I was 10.

I feel like I'm not actually here and this isn't actually happening. Like maybe I took too much LSD once and my body is still there and my mind is on some wild DMT trip and I'm gonna wake up. It would be funny if it wasn't so goddamn stupid.

Even a broke stopwatch is still broke when it's right twice a year or something. All ethics reports should be released.

I can always tell which men voted for Trump in the gym. It's the guys who will brag about a 1000lb leg press, but are terrified to put a 45lb barbell on their back.

Found God.

America deserves a president with a 1400+ powerlifting total. Vote Big Iron 2028.

You know what? I believe him. This is more likely than God telling anyone to vote for Trump.

This is beautiful.

They have taken everything that was beautiful to me and marred it disgracefully. Jesus, dogecoin, Dietrich Bonhoeffer. Now I'm here, screaming into the void, hoping that God is not dead. Maybe he's on bluesky, shitposting. Amen.