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Just passed a guy wearing a D.A.R.E. shirt, lighting a j and I so badly want to go ask to take his picture bc what a photo 😂

I’ve never been sleepier??!

I only have the one kid (amen) but I hope he has a whole gaggle of em (with one woman, once married - no shade) I wanna be a grandma 😩😂

I pointed out someone’s dirty fingernails and said “it make…people not want you to touch them” I know what I was *trying* to say- but yeah 😂😂😂

Joe Goldberg gets on my nerves so bad always trying to fix a broken winged bird 🙄

The tomb is empty! 🙌🏾

Pretty glad that Verity Black Mirror episode twisted at the end 🫣

Everybody asking for a cussin out today? 🙃

Poker Face comes back May 8th. Govern yourselves accordingly.

My best friend said apartment hallways smell like oodles of noodles and laundry 😂😂😂

Being the sleepiest girl while also being the hungriest girl <<<

(I didn’t like that Anora movie 🥴)

Annie Murphy in Nine Perfect Strangers? Yes, pls!

No fr 😂

My Small Boo: there are 303 bricks on an airplane. One falls out. How many are left? Me: coc*ine bricks??! Him: what are coc*ine bricks? I’m down 😂😂😂😂😂

Are the Yankees ok??! Omg 😂

I just had a cone of butter pecan with chopped pecans from Coldstone 🤌🏾

I love The Residence and I love Shonda Rhimes

Acquired. ☺️

The reality is I want shrimp fried rice and spring rolls

Which begs the question, whose consciousnesses were the rest of MDR creating?? #Severance

And Helly just a’grinnin 🙄

I hate Mark S. What an idiot 😒

OH MY GOD Leave with your wife! She’s an Eagan!!!

Now tell us how she ended up down there in the first place 😒

BRIENNE OF MOTHA EFFIN TARTH IKTR

Why did Milchick haul ass outta there like that 😂😂😂

THIS IS THE MOST STRESSFUL EPISODE OF TELEVISION I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE 😂 #Severance

Beefin with your innie is CRAZYYY 😂 #Severancesky

Why did Dylan scream ‘Gretchen’ like that 😂

Happy New Year! 🌱💫❤️

What an episode What a SHOW 🤌🏾 Omg

Oh, Irving 🥺

IKTR MILCHICK 😂😂😂 Devour feculence!!!

NOBODY respects my guy Milchick anymore 😂😂😂

And Irvin oughta bussed Burt over the head I’m not taking no ride with you, sir 😂

So, #Severancetok Am I to believe Luminis doesn’t have a tracker in this chips?!

I love my family ☺️❤️

Bigot Chicken™️ stopped doing the fish sandwich for Lent??

I’m Sorry isn’t on Max anymore??!

The way these girls are ready to believe a man they’ve been around a handful of times over their “friend” is wild. They’re almost excited to see her hurt All the tape did was prove that he did, in fact, say it. Not that he isn’t lying 😒 This is about Stacey and TJ #RHOP

I’m in a good mood You lucky… I gotta good groove

Very cute, NYT Connections 😏

I knew Sissy was goin try to burn Harmony’s blueprints 😂

Why hasn’t some company released a brown butter cookie dough roll (like a Tollhouse or Pillsbury) Or maybe they have and I just don’t know about it

I want Jersey Mike’s

Are we enjoying The Pitt on Max? 🥴

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