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nah, we've been working at it for a long time

submitted 17 hours ago • 0 comments

You take the high road, and I won't

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

now that we're a quarter of the way into the 21st Century, I propose that all new documents default to narrow margins

submitted 90 days ago • 0 comments

planning on staying in Taiwan for the rest of my life or until decent people outnumber the scumbags and the dumbasses at the polls. so probably the rest of my life

submitted 93 days ago • 0 comments

increasingly I find myself putting on my headphones at work and then forgetting to play something to listen to. I hope there's not a name for this

submitted 93 days ago • 0 comments

I switched to gBoard 3 years ago and now I have it trained so that it reliably misspells 4 out of every 5 words

submitted 96 days ago • 0 comments

I never knew Vesuvius was set off by arsonists

submitted 98 days ago • 0 comments

compared to the last 10 years, the American people of the late 1970s were practically village elders

submitted 98 days ago • 0 comments

starting to develop opinions about Bitcoin in the last few days whereas before I didn't care too much either way

submitted 99 days ago • 1 comment

excellent point

submitted 99 days ago • 0 comments

you just can't, absolutely cannot make this shit up

submitted 99 days ago • 0 comments

if you put a ladder at the back of the heel it could be a short but very silly waterslide

submitted 102 days ago • 0 comments

sadly nobody was offering the welder's mask style I wanted

submitted 108 days ago • 0 comments

David Allen Coe otoh had a whole series of songs like this dedicated to Jimmy

submitted 108 days ago • 0 comments

a lot of you won't remember this but one of the first things Superman did after Richard Pryor turned him evil was to straighten the leaning tower of Pisa will we, as a species, learn from the lessons of history

submitted 115 days ago • 0 comments

I mean yeah when you're so afraid of water you won't even take a bath you're certainly not going to drink it

submitted 121 days ago • 0 comments

Adult films give younger people the wrong idea of how quick a plumber can come to your house 🤣

submitted 122 days ago • 820 comments

random Chinese (Mandarin) language trivia for you - if you want to order a Heineken you basically say "hiney gun". which is not specifically inapt, all things considered

submitted 126 days ago • 0 comments