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I like horror movies and rock n’ roll, plus I’m a horticulturalist of the written word. Buy my book here: https://a.co/d/74U02ah
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I am growing five varieties of okra this year. I am the only one in the house who likes okra.

In The Miso Soup wasn’t quite as disturbing and fucked up as I was led to believe, but it was so damn good that it didn’t matter. Absolutely LOVED it and suggest that you run, not walk, to the nearest independent bookstore and get yourself a copy.

I absolutely LOVE they John Cena finally went heel in the middle of his farewell tour. What a fun swerve. We wanted it, and we FINALLY got it! #wwe #eliminationchamber

Cody Rhodes told The Rock to go fuck himself on live tv! #wwe #eliminationchamber

Currently reading In The Miso Soup and my word, what a book. I've stayed up way too late the last nights unable to put it down. It's been awhile since a book kept me from sleep.

HOLY MOLY COW I finally saw Godzilla Minus One and it's not only a great Godzilla movie, but a great MOVIE in general. If you haven't seen it, walk, don't run, to the nearest non-corporate owned shop that sells movies and buy a copy, post haste!

Last night Canadians again booed the US anthem and they were right to do so.

I really thought our first foreign-born president would be Schwarzenegger, not some wiener Great Value Bond villain.

Anyone else consider oatmeal raisin cookies diet cookies?

Hey NYTimes — *now* you’re lighting the beacons? NOW?!? After months of “Sauron: Avatar Of Evil… Or Extreme Uniter?” thumbsucker reporting you’re screaming what we’ve known since 2015? Fuck all the way off.

It's fine, though. IT'S FINE. I'll just keep my phone on me when I hit the ole jazz cabbage from now on so that the threeve of you can be entertained by such gems as "i bet there are a lot of racist ghosts" and real time reactions to pro wrestling.

I just read through my whole feed and YIKES. I really need to step up my game. You shoulda seen my twitter account back before I 86'd it. Had some real gems over there.

I just saw a video of Glenn Danzig and he was SMILING. Then I saw another interview from a few years earlier than that and he was also smiling and laughing. Apparently the 90's were his happy phase.

What a stupid fucking world we live in now that there are commercials for commercials.

I will be continuing to call it the Gulf of Mexico because I don't cater to the whims of a ridiculous felon www.reuters.com/world/us/goo...

It’s still the Gulf of Mexico to me and always will be.

How can it not have even been a week yet and I’m already fucking exhausted by this piece of shit?

Hahaha he actually almost admitted that he pardoned them all because he’s too lazy to actually look through all of them

Yes, you’ll make MLK’s dream come true by refusing to teach actual American history

Totally normal shit.

Well, here we go. Thanks, dipshits. Hope it sucks thrice as badly for you as it is for us sane, decent people.

I thought this motherfucker was tough? Wimpy little shit. Also...VICTORY RALLY? You won the election months ago you Hitler wannabe!

I hope to someday meet some of the rock n roll heroes of my youth so I can ask them why they dress so fucking stupidly now.

Who actually enjoys Pat McAfee? Does he have a bunch of dirt on people and that’s how he ends on on tv so much?

Hey @democrats.org, maybe just worry about stopping the MAGA takeover and stop asking me for money?

Welp, sure just discovered the Saxsquach

I don't know about y'all, but I am 100% tired of everyone having to include the same, tired meme on every post. The internet has just become neverending high school.

In case the Catholic Church wonders why it has lost credibility with most Americas: It's not just about molesting all those altar boys. themindshield.com/cardinal-say...

Fight's "War Of Words" is low key one of the greatest thrash metal albums ever made.

“Back when I first met her, before I knew about her exploding face problem, I imagined our first kiss would be magical and heavenly”

“But once her face exploded and was sewn back together, I started to wonder if there really was something horribly wrong with her”

dear @paramountplus.bsky.social please renew #Evil - thank you 🫶

I’m wearing sweatpants today, if that gives you any indication of my mental state.

Damn, Mel Torme goes HARD

Insanely crazy!

Every time I watch the Lakers lose, I think “god, Jack Nicholson must be so pissed right now”

A lot of accounts asking for followers but we follow back everyone who asks no matter how long it takes us! RT and drop a heart if we still need to get you! 💙

Don't look at the news Don't look at the news Don't look at the news (Looks at the news) Oh, for fuck's sake

"Sure, we've done shit like refused to even listen to a perfectly legal and acceptable Supreme Court nomination, but they'd better play ball NOW"

The game show host that we just elected for the second time just put a man who named his kid a math equation in charge of dismantling the government and named the agency after a joke crypto currency. We are seriously the stupidest country on earth.

Oh fucking hell, as if this week wasn’t already shitty enough, Tony Todd died. That’s gutting. RIP, Candyman. Thanks for the years of entertainment. #RIPTonyTodd

I don’t know about y’all, but I’m kinda tired of having to cater to a demographic whose biggest grievance is “wah we have to compromise with people different than us and treat them decently”