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hordaki.bsky.social
Still waiting for National Treasure 3.
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submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

SORRY. Sorry. Have we seen this *incredible* news video coming out of Queensland? Wait for the witness/witnesses statement

submitted 8 days ago • 818 comments

cleaning out old files and came across a photoshop document i have no recollection of making

submitted 9 days ago • 6 comments

People often accuse me of being “a plagiarist.” Their words, not mine…

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

His doctors advised he modulate up a minor third to really take it home in the last chorus

submitted 18 days ago • 2 comments

submitted 20 days ago • 30 comments

Inside you are two wolves

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

Lol

submitted 27 days ago • 699 comments

submitted 28 days ago • 48 comments

Surely a contender for the funniest thing a judge has ever said www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

submitted 35 days ago • 50 comments

If anyone ever hands you a work report, always look at it very seriously and then say "Has anyone else seen this?"

submitted 39 days ago • 4 comments

We need a sequel to The Wizard so it can promote both the Switch 2 and Epic Universe!

submitted 38 days ago • 4 comments

hey man. remember how i got severed? yeah i just found out my innie was spending every day learning how to play trombone for a marching band that gets to perform once a year. i don’t even know how to play the recorder. also sometimes i guess we form a big picture for nobody to see

submitted 39 days ago • 8 comments

Put Pleakley in the wig, cowards

submitted 48 days ago • 11 comments

A hedgehog? SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG?!! #ShadowTheHedgehog #Shadow

submitted 59 days ago • 16 comments

TIGER ON THE BEAT (Lau, 1988)

submitted 56 days ago • 12 comments

you're either the guy who really likes Sonic or you're the guy who sees Sonic and thinks about that guy that really likes Sonic

submitted 56 days ago • 15 comments

Philadelphia Enjoys Quiet Week Of Super Bowl Victory Reflection

submitted 77 days ago • 32 comments

Man, being the second flying facial hair commercial of the Super Bowl must be so embarrassing…

submitted 79 days ago • 179 comments

"Here's your new office, sorry for no windows but this used to be outer space, not office space! 😂 We like to have fun here, also this place has no fire escapes so if there's a fire climb into that shame closet over there and firefighters will come find you later alright back to those spreadsheets!"

submitted 89 days ago • 0 comments

Pentagon Warns China Developing Love, The Greatest Weapon Of All theonion.com/pentago...

submitted 92 days ago • 54 comments

It blows my mind how all of those Greek statues were once real, living people. So much history would have been lost to us without those three incorrigible Gorgons, and I’m so grateful for them

submitted 93 days ago • 8 comments

Them: What's your favorite WWII film? Me: *without missing a beat* Bedknobs and Broomsticks

submitted 104 days ago • 8 comments

I’m having a conversation with my mom about something I want for Christmas and a week later Santa gives it to me. When will we pass privacy regulations

submitted 125 days ago • 126 comments

long after i've fallen asleep on the couch in another failed attempt to stay up until Santa arrives, he quietly tip toes across the room to me and, with a twinkle in his eye, gently eases the gun out of my hand

submitted 126 days ago • 4 comments