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Ever watch a terrible movie and have a voice inside your head making fun of it the whole time? That's me. Patreon: patreon.com/horror4h SoundCloud: https://soundcloud.com/user-379697330 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/7vgXIsWgHH7axxPvsI4WDa?si=6135
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Honestly the only critique I have of mashed potatoes is they aren't also somehow magically absorbent.

submitted 12 hours ago • 0 comments

So I haven't been editing the Too Scared to Scream episode because the weather has been giving me migraines and then on top of that I'm dealing with an ulcerative colitis flare up (not fun trust me). But I just got a solid 25 minutes edited just now so hopefully it'll be up in a few days.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

If a government tells you you have to have the right to vote, and then tells you need certain things to vote, and then tells you those things cost money that you have to pay for yourself, that's a poll tax and you don't have a right to shit.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

I just used the word snuck and spellcheck is very mad at that. It still is. I promise you, snuck is a perfectly acceptable use of the past tense of sneak. Sneaked sounds silly. It's a silly word. Absolutely ridiculous. Welcome to a new hill I will die on, the machine guns go over there.

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

Spoiler alert: We all die. On the bright side, knowing that, you can do literally whatever you want until then. Go nuts with it.

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

That isn't a dire wolf and every publication saying it is is just flat out fucking lying for clicks. That's some editing of minor characteristics using crispr. That is a really expensive designer dog. That is the genetic equivalent of putting a fur coat on an elephant and saying woolly mammoth.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

"What's your five year plan?"

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Using AI to create art and/or write is like taking food I bought at a restaurant home, leaving it uncovered in the fridge for two days, taking it out and pissing on it before putting it in a blender, then microwaving it and calling myself a chef.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

You remember when we'd talk about raising the minimum wage to 10-15 an hour and people on the right were like "WHY NOT A HUNDRED DOLLARS AN HOUR HUH?" They just had that same mentality for tariffs but like in a serious manner. I'm just laughing at this point because if I wasn't I'd die.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

I still don't fully understand why y'all like to listen to me go on mini rants about the most random shit in horror movies but forever grateful you do. It genuinely means a lot that some of you spend your valuable time listening to me be a dumbass. I'm glad I can make your life slightly better.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Recording for the next full episode is finished as of now. Editing starts tomorrow...well technically today..but after I sleep..which makes it tomorrow.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

"In the same way your heart feels and your mind thinks, you, mortal beings, are the instrument by which the universe cares. If you choose to care, then the universe cares. If you don't, then it doesn't." - Brennan Lee Mulligan as The Void in Fantasy High.

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment