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horsedentist.bsky.social
horse god formerly known as balthazar the exalted
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this rizz >>>

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excuse me

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cats deserve cigarettes, as a treat

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can i come over and just do this

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this rizz >>>

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three “n”s - it’s undeniable!

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the early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese

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found an enemy

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didn’t ask + don’t care + CURSE OF RA 𓀀𓀁𓀂𓀃𓀄𓀅𓀆𓀇𓀈𓀉𓀊𓀋𓀌𓀍𓀎𓀏 𓀆𓀇 𓀈𓀉𓀊𓀋𓀌𓀍𓀎𓀏𓀐𓀑𓀒𓀓𓀔𓀕𓀖𓀗

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i eat pussy with this

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beautiful women named tornado warning seek shelter are messaging me

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me going nonverbal at the function

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me when i fucking GET YOU

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drank this and my knees no longer crack and my joints move sooooo smooth

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bro is fucked

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apollo’s gift of prophecy

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this place lowkey playing some bangers

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when i say i’m bouncing on it this is what i mean

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me too

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plans for the day

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consistency is key

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my gf leaves this in my enclosure so i can have some enrichment while she’s away

submitted 104 days ago • 1 comment

big things happening in detroit

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this place is a fucking prison

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my girl sprays this in my enclosure when i post good

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here we see a family of crab rangoons grazing in their natural habitat

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clocking in today

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working retail

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what the fuck does this mean

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me at the job i begged god for

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what’s wrong babe, you’ve barely touched your reese’s ballsack

submitted 111 days ago • 1 comment

me every time i have a tummyache

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sorry bro, we gotta do what the sign says, i really don’t want to get in trouble

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friends: bro wanna go to the garden later and get some pollen? me: ok but i can only stay for a couple also me, 6 hours later, 12 flowers deep:

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needed this so bad laffy taffy

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my girl sprays this into my enclosure when i skeet good

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guy on the spectrum whose special interest is getting really high and scared

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