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slowly everything I own is becoming forest green I no longer buy things that aren’t green. help

I 🩵 OKLOU

i miss pope posting. can they choose a new one again

some pics of the moon

it sping 🌸🌷🌿

remaster is exciting and all but honestly even 20 years later I think Oblivion is a gorgeous game that holds up better than it gets credit for

freak out freak out freak out freak out freak out freak

fucked up that they’re right about eating healthier. fucked up they’re right about getting 8 hours of sleep. fucked up they’re right about exercising. fuck this chungus life

how the fuck is it halfway through April already I may be genuinely tweaking

turns out when I’m high around my girlfriend I just Stupid Smile the whole time

fucked up of the korb-daniel armenia

ougghhhh im gonna blue soy

if you name is mike im like 😹😹😹😹😹😹

thanks daniel

Everyone should check out picturesque locations if they can

showing her my funny gaming moments youtube channel on the 3rd date and then immediately proposing

Jump! Jump! Jump! Jump! Jump,!

they should make a protein powder that when mixed doesn’t have the appearance and consistency of freshly curdled yak semen

this is how it feels to read any news

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they’re making a generator based on yearning and im gonna power the world

yeah hi lemme get one ☝️ squig please. hold the games

@fitzsi.bsky.social peter butter lookin guy

Jaywalkin: Beats Walkin’™

My many enemies will be pleased to know that I've somehow got both hands and both feet stuck in 4 separate jam jars

anyone else feel the Inescapable Crushing Weight or is it just me 😂😂😂😂😂😂

The Living At Your Parents Land Acknowledgement

despite everything, the world is beautiful

IMMMM TWEAAAAKINGGGG

everyone and everything is just totally bending the knee what the fuck. complete and total capitulation to fascist idiots

part of growing up is realizing there truly are few things better in life than a fresh fruit smoothie

im gonna Bluesky!!!! 😩😩😫

inked (yahoo)

fucking hate being Chambered

oh cool I see you’ve given me a parking ticket there. would you also like me to kill myself

Melatonin Toothpaste