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Within 6 months NYT will attempt to limit how many views a gift article accepts.

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He never made himself thoroughly known because of his ability to keep private, but I knew a little of him from his roles and art he had the opportunity to share with the world. RIP Val Kilmer, and thank you.

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Gotta know what the Legion of Doom is doing as well as the Super Friends to have a grasp on what's going on anymore.

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"Starting March 28, Amazon will be removing the "Do not send voice recordings" option, which means all recorded voice commands will be automatically sent to Amazon for processing and analysis." I never got one because the TOS is always subject to this kind of shit.

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I dont think enough of us appreciate tart lemon. Whenever I get lemon flavored things I find them to be overly sweet. Give me that blast of sour and tart in there. Lemony is rarely lemony enough.

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Is there any packaged food recipe change more obvious than a candybar? Was on a road trip. Got a candybar. I rarely get one. Went with an old favorite. WtF?! Who's the asshole that changed Whatchamacallit?! Different shape, flavor, texture 😭 RIP Whatchamacallit. Amazing how taste memory knows.

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Drive I-5 through central California and see some farmers taking measures to improve their situation by putting in wells and using less wasteful watering. Others solution putting up road signs bitching about inflation or Dems "stealing water." Yet all 3 branches are Repub.

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@jimmykimmel.com Better late than never. 😋

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I mean, the first thing one checks is if there's room in the calendar when planning to set an event. It'll even default to current time and date, as if anyone plans one hour in to the future? Fucking microsoft.

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Why when I'm looking at a future date in calendar applications, if I go to add an event, does the date change to today? What the fuck is an add event button present for, on a date I'm viewing, if it's going to edit the event date? Who writes that garbage code?

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Damn.

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NatGeo makes a show and calls it Secrets of the Octopus. They dont have secrets. Octopus isn't gonna drop a " I wish I was an eel" or "Clown fish are scary" or "When my partner goes hunting I put on their underwear"

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Yo. Government. Spring forward? Yeah, get fucked. Actually, how about start with shit-canning that fucking antiquated as fuck electoral college, get some lunch, and get productive destroying spring forward in the afternoon. Then you can call it a day.

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I need streaming services to have a "I fucking hate this and I never want to see it again" button

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My condolences to Dolly Parton. What a sad event, but what a life. What a marriage. What a demonstration of love and commitment. Love still wins. ❤️

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"The economy is so bad" and "look at the price of eggs or gas" and "let's go brandon" or whatever. What a bunch of dishonest pricks. Shit already costs significantly more and it's only been 39 days. But is anyone bitching on the right? Is it getting better yet? It wont. Shit is fucking inexcusable.

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Trump is an capitulatory dickhole.

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Idealistic concerns around relationships are so uninformed. Truth is, relationships are challenging. Compromise and tolerance are essential. As with any partnership, control is to be shared.

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

Why tf is Disney+ advertising hulu? I pay for each. I dont need to see content from another platform I already pay for. Wtf, disney+? Know your audience, you stupid dickbags.

submitted 48 days ago • 0 comments

The media has been dead ever since they let producers decide which stories were going to be reported. So how ever long ago that happened.

submitted 51 days ago • 0 comments

Any of these pay streaming services playing ads for other content before what I'm choosing to watch can eat shit. You could do that shit after. Dont do it before. Dont be dicks.

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments

For my part, the kennedy center honors are hereby rendered irrelevant until further notice. Any entity, act, or individual accepting them for the foreseeable future are henceforth equally irrelevant and effectively shunned.

submitted 55 days ago • 0 comments

Doing great things is not dependent upon how many are aware you did that great thing.

submitted 55 days ago • 0 comments

Set the cruise control on a long drive and watch the other drivers so obviously not using theirs. They cant keep a steady pace for shit, and they'll constantly speed up and try to pace other cars after they've slowed down. It's so damn annoying.

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@oglaf.bsky.social to the recovery and healing of dear Trudy! ❤️

submitted 67 days ago • 0 comments

Hulu needs to give me an option to thumbs down shit on their front page so I dont have to see it again. Not ever gonna watch that. Get it tf out of here.

submitted 69 days ago • 0 comments

Some days you just dont wanna

submitted 69 days ago • 0 comments

The shun, be it economic, social, political, whatever, is an effective action. There's no reason to discuss them; that's drawing attention to them. Those decrying it call it cancel culture, but they cry to get a response. To answer feeds the troll. Just shun.

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Watching google continually make bad choices as if they're irreproachable is so typical. Why is it that every organization will cultivate a following and then proceed to fuck it up? This shit needs a name. Is Horseplay's Eventual Fuckery Law already taken?

submitted 71 days ago • 0 comments

You should post things. Even if it is dumb shit. Just post. Who gives a fuck? Shout some crazy shit into the ether.

submitted 72 days ago • 0 comments

Coming to understand the possibility that the quiet old folks havent lost it as much as they're checked out due to the exhaustion of watching younger people lose their goddamn minds.

submitted 74 days ago • 0 comments

If you bless your food, pray for the cook.

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If I'm in your drive-thru patronizing your business with my money, don't ask me to install your app. I dont want your app. I want the product I asked for and wish to pay and get on my way. Is that not good enough? Fuck your app. Stop asking. Take my money. Give me my stuff.

submitted 76 days ago • 0 comments

Low profile tires may look good (debatable) and have better cornering performance, but one pot hole will wreck those tires and damage the rim. Not a fan of that trade off. Wont go <45 series.

submitted 77 days ago • 0 comments

Betting just doesnt vibe for me, and I'm not a hater of gambling, but some people are so obsessed with being correct about predicting an outcome that they cant resist the urge to make a wager. "Bet me" can get mental quick.

submitted 78 days ago • 0 comments

Do they have video game time at the nursing homes yet? Mario Party. Doubles tennis. Mario Kart. Smash Bros. And of course a bit of Animal Crossing for the chill, Maude off to the side dancing to KKs jams while Myrtle plays.

submitted 79 days ago • 0 comments

Pets are frikkin expensive. That ROI tho.

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Played gran turismo back on my ps4. Finally got around to ps5 play. Holy shit I forgot how much the creaters of this game are a bunch of pretentious arrogant cunts. Cant end the opening on first run. Cant skip the music rally. Seriously, what a bunch of worthless heels. Get over yourselves.

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Has Chapelle ever done a Racists Anonymous skit? I see a bunch of white dudes sitting in a circle. One stands up Jack: Hi, I'm Jack, and I'm a recovering racist. Group: Hi Jack! Jack: I've gone 9 days without saying something racist. Group: applauds

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Google sending me an email, which takes up more email space, to inform me I am running low on email space.

submitted 85 days ago • 0 comments

Here we go again. Oh look, it's the Golden Globes, another self relevant entity purporting to decide who won the race to best something over the past year. Now the winners can brag they won, and I'll know not to bother with them.

submitted 87 days ago • 0 comments

My employer determines how much I make per hour by shift, and my value with metrics like KPI. I rate my pay per hour by including my time of commute and required lunch period, thus rating my employer value with a KPI of my own.

submitted 87 days ago • 0 comments

Ever go into the empty room at a big party? After a little time passes all the people in the crowded room start filling the formerly empty room. That's the point when you make your way to another empty room. The cycle repeats. The most engaging convos happen in those less crowded rooms.

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And the rubes suck it up every time. Hapless fools thinking they're part of the fight against these fabricated enemies and villains who would supposedly harm them. It's so sad. What a miserable, cowardly way it is to live in such a way.

submitted 88 days ago • 0 comments

It is the witchunt. It is the lynch mob. It is the stigma they would attach to anything if they thought you would believe they were your protector. That they know who the interlopers are which would bring doom to your way of life.

submitted 88 days ago • 0 comments

This is their intent. To keep you in fear. To have you believe that they would be the champion to save you from the fear they convinced you would rob you of whatever they can persuade you to think you might lose.

submitted 88 days ago • 0 comments

It is a tale as old as time. The ones who would keep you in fear. Who would sow doubt in your minds that you are threatened, that you are unsafe, that you should live in perpetual fright of the nameless who would harm you.

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People who purport themselves to be authorities of some sort will ask some vapid-ass question as if it's rhetorical, revealing how little they may actually know. This behavior will never cease to be amusing.

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