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one time the actor that played mr. belvedere sat on his balls so hard they had to stop filming for a few days
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Rickey felt like someone that was never going to die. RIP to one of the greatest

did dennis prager kick it yet or what

Bluesky is great and all but I feel like I’m going to get a lot less usage out of this one

I followed a good account’s starter pack and the first thing I saw was a repost of gwen snyder and I feel betrayed

how amazing will it be if trump brings up desantis partying with teenagers as a teacher at a debate?

over under on elon explicitly questioning the holocaust

twitter became explicitly nazi super quick there huh

My solemn vow to you, my 17 followers, is that I will never learn my lesson about eating spicy foods sent from The Toilet

DIG through the fridges to MAKE some sandwiches theres HAM and what looks like arugula

I feel like I’m going to have some fun on twitter with this image

i’m too new here to know who anyone is you all are fighting about and it’s amazing i’m never ever going to learn either

RIP to the sentence “Here, let me Google that for you,” the single most useful clapback of the 00s and 10s, killed by Google becoming absolutely useless for discovering any correct information whatsoever

My contribution to wasp discourse is that there’s a yellow jacket that’s been harassing me on my porch while I smoke weed for four straight days and just now I zapped that fucker and left his body in the street

Found a new worst guy on twitter

Imagine buying a car that can be remotely shut down and repossessed from a guy who enjoys taunting his customers

Trans people are mentioned on Fox News daily and MSNBC monthly. The majority of trans stories shared on social media come from right-wing accounts. As Sartre once wrote of the Jews in the 1930s, we are "vigorously attacked and feebly defended"

No one in the world has ever loved a person that looks like this

This picture basically explains America

Elon really has built the world’s biggest hate site hasn’t he

It’s so weird being here in some way. I can’t honestly remember the last time I saw a trans person talk about anything to do with being trans on Twitter and not be besieged by the most useless people on the planet

something like 80% of the phone calls I receive are straight up attempts to defraud me and no prominent politician has thought to make a big deal of it

DeSantis having his own “basket of deplorables” moment is so funny because you know he’s got that legit Hillary hate. Trump would likely still be friends with the Clintons if it was politically feasible, it’s got to make Meatball Ron so mad to make the exact same fuckup

The cop in my school was sentenced to 99 years in prison for statutory rape involving a sophomore and meth stolen from the evidence lockup

It's funny that if Bluesky ever does take off, Jack Dorsey will go down as the undisputed king of microblogging platforms and he will have absolutely no idea what makes any of this good or why anyone uses this. It'd be like if the inventor of the dishwasher was a dalmatian.

Elon is ruining two websites at once

I can’t wait to pass this bluesky account to my own son one day