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hotcoco.bsky.social
they will kill my family if you don’t
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i won’t stop till road 96 outsells elden ring

I really think I could’ve been great at basketball, or probably any other professional sport, if only I was 300 feet taller

every site needs a version of somethingawful's "we can just ban you" policy to use against bad actors who make a game of ruining the site while making sure to always stay 1% shy of violating the rules as-written

ion got a bluesky

bluesky kinda crazy

he would beat my ass nvm

@hankgreen.bsky.social fight me in a walmart parking lot

pls make ultrakill flavor edibles

we back in bsky to spread hate

shit too positive on here i’m tryna spread hate

the best possible name for a food is Skittles. the worst is Hole Milk

balls

I like how the first line under that is problem?

How your email finds me:

Once I get hit on the head by a second coconut and get my memory back it’s over for you bitches

As far back as I can remember I always wanted to go on the computer

Ok but why’s it formatted like that

they don’t seem to make new cursed amulets that will tarnish someones blood line for millennia these days anymore

yea i love dune, dune 2 lines of spice!!! just kidding, even in fictional media we should not be encouraging wreckless behavior and drug use. DARE ❤️

Blowing a load into my hand and putting it in my pocket

Twitter banned me it’s joever