hotdish-frances.bsky.social
Feed me tacos and tell me I’m pretty.
Use proper grammar.
Puns appreciated.
Good manners are sexy.
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Thank you Senator Van Hollen!
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Classic Ph.D. response.
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Would you rather cheer for Trump and his cronies?
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110%
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*hits hand on microphone three times*
Excuse me, what the fuck is this answer?!
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Sweet heavens, make it so!
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The guy is batshit crazy.
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I hope you are right.
I hope Garcia is alive.
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I applaud Senator Van Hollen’s efforts.
Unfortunately, by being denied access, I think this demonstrates that Garcia has most likely died in custody.
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This is truly and legitimately disturbing stuff.
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I don’t even want to say “I told you so” it’s an actual incredulous “how could you be so dumb?”
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This is my new fear of what has actually happened. He has died and they don’t want anyone to know.
Absolutely terrible.
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My kid said to me, “do you think the man died in prison and that’s why they are saying they can’t bring him back? They don’t want to admit he is dead.”
And I honestly had not thought of that….
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Chuck Schumer is posting about guacamole and pizza. He is not meeting the moment and should resign.
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Yeah that’s right!
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Thank you Harvard! 👏👏👏
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The Poeta de Playa doth protest too much, methinks you are just jealous.
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Hugh Hewitt is an ass.
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⬆️ This. This! THIS!
You look at the Electoral College map and it looks like a landslide victory. In fact, Trump did not even get 50% of the popular vote.
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More like: Trump surrenders always.
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Could you, right now, sing every word from Losing My Religion?
Also, I have that Dyson, too. Hate it.
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Tim Curry as Pennywise was no fucking joke, man.
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Metropolis.
Or Chicago.
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Replace “American hotness” with “American stupid” and you’re closer to the truth.
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Does the “working out with Bobby Kennedy and eating less McDonald's” explain whatever the hell is happening with Trump‘s hair?
Because it IS happening, bigly.
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I predict China will get out ahead of him in the press, totally control the narrative, and it’ll drive Trump crazy. They probably already have the story written in perfect English.
So then Trump will do something stupid and China will say, “okay, nevermind” and off we go again.
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Crash the economy so nobody goes nowhere.
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Does this mean how people who vote Republican feel about spending?
It’s a Friday, sorry if my uptake is slow….
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You make an excellent point.
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Agreed! In what world would one think CHINA would blink first?!
Grab your popcorn, friends. Buckle up.
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Classic Millennial.
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I think my definition of “remarkable” is very different from Lutnick’s.
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Because they are liars.
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YES! Thank you!
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Probably for the best.
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Short posts and lots of CAPS = melting down fast.
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I ask in full ignorance: America doesn’t produce enough of our own cigarettes?
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China will not blink first and absolutely everybody on the school yard knows it.
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That’s a paintball gun.
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I should not be laughing at “You have no real friends and will die alone” - but I am. Very much so.
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Oh they’re starting to turn on each other and I am here 👏 for 👏 it. 👏👏
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Perhaps I’m a little too on edge because I read this and went “holy fuck!” - only to gratefully realize it was The Onion.
But the fact that for a moment I legit thought it was real is scary.
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Resign.
Goddammit. Just resign.
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This makes me chuckle.
Elon’s not swinging his chainsaw now, is he?
What an ass.
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This is great. I needed a real laugh.
Thank you.
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If he were smarter I’d think he was taunting us.
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Seven is more than zero.
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I think you’re right. I saw $114 was the predicted magic number - but $100 is fine too!