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'Godspell' makes me think the apostles would have been lowkey kind of annoying

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It is a testament to modernity that San Jose, California has a hockey team

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Why am I not surprised that the songwriters from Emilia Perez gave the worst speech

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Really enjoying imagining it's Ron Swanson announcing the Oscars

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Ariana Grande singing IN the Palisades fires apparently

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Zendaya is Shrek 5

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When I cut up plastic six-pack rings I always leave one loop uncut, to weed out the stupidest fish

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Give a man a hook he car door hand, teach a man to car he hook hand door

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Watched The Brutalist for a second time. Didn't intend to watch it all in one sitting again but dang me if it just wasn't so watchable

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Motherfuckers in vampire movies are always cutting themselves. Fucking be careful

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Wish Dennis Quaid had gotten a bit more awards attention for The Substance

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Whenever I hear Ben Shapiro's voice I can't help but picture Grima Wormtongue

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We need more songs like "Sweet Soul Music" where the singer just lists some of his favorite artists

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I hope Phish gets into the hall of fame just so 60% of the ceremony is them playing "You Enjoy Myself"

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If I have to tell one more boomer to shut the fuck up during the movie I'm going to burn down every theater

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Billie Burke would have slayed in Wicked

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I really hope they keep Sonic movies mainly for how hard they'll have to scramble to find cool characters to introduce. It's Sonic ten here's a fucking bee or whatever

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Do you think someone would really do that? Just go on the internet and say it's tricky to rock a rhyme that's right on time?

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Please help i can't stop singing "Hey You" by Pink Floyd but it's in Goofy's voice

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Chris Columbus produced Nosferatu??????

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If we're going to get a Labyrinth sequel we need to finally let Jemaine Clement be the Bowie we know he can be

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They're not performing the nominated songs at the Oscars this year which would normally bum me out, but this year? Yeah we can skip it this year

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Maybe the kombucha mushroom people should get a JOB

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Starting The Bonfire of the Vanities today. Surely this won't remind me of anything currently going on

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When you're washing your hands and the sleeve of your sweater comes flip-flap-floppin' on down your arm

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Cannot believe how many bells Sylvia Plath fit into that jar. Just crammed em right in

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Gotta say it was kind of amazing when Twin Peaks: The Return came out in our Easter Egg Breakdown, Ending Explained-ass wikibrained media landscape and forced people who watch tv to solve it or beat it like a puzzle to temporarily reckon with raw human emotion and borderline experimental imagery

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A poll: What should I read next? Bonfire of the Vanities Breakfast of Champions Lady Chatterley's Lover

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taken the tree down

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Gonna start the new year right by watching The Brutalist

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Wanna see Kratos do a terrible job in a commercial like that scene in Rocky II

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Death finally found the file labeled "Jimmy Carter" that fell behind the cabinet twenty years ago

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here come old laptop he come bootin up slowly he got broken touchpad he need one more update he got no space on this pc one thing i can tell you its got no warranty

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"It was a queer, sultry summer" Me: Yes girl! Go get it! "The summer they executed the Rosenbergs" Me: Oh, okay

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We should all be applauding the Price Is Right's true hero, Rod Roddy

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At least the Mufasa movie understands that if you want to make a villain truly intimidating you have him say "go bye bye"

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Fuuuuuck I'm watching "Ziggy's Gift" again why do I do this

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Just watched "Christmas in Tattertown" and all I can say is I beg your pardon?

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Loved the post credit scene in Sonic 3, where Amy Rose shows up demanding her child support payments

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On the first Dave of Christmas Dave gave to me: Daaaaaaaaave

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Starting "A Christmas Carol". Curious to see how deep into it Marley's death is

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oh, the bill? do worry about paying. we got you uncovered. your money's so good here. it's off the house

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The worst thing about Wicked is how everyone freaks out about Elphaba being green. It's fucking Oz. There's people made of china and the rainbow has a daughter but sure the green lady is what's weird

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It's time to face the music. It's time to pay the price. Let's finish what we started on the Muppet Show tonight.

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Co-worker said "diddle-daddle" instead of "dilly-dally" and you know what I like that better

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Kraven the Hunter hasn't come out and I feel like it's already the least memorable movie of the year

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