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A Laura Dern banger

Oh the tits are titting 🥴

Young, cum and full of dumb.

Like fully daydreaming about the end of the world

It’s crazy how little I want to be alive when I get back to work

Remember when she literally invented music?

My favorite from today’s 50501 March in Boston.

Talking to a gay person about their genitalia in the month of October:

honestly this is an upgrade

♥️

my best friend, my love, my heart Happy Valentine’s Day @artsyiv.bsky.social

I really don’t understand the connection here. Greta wasn’t, you know, actively slashing government budgets to line her own pockets…

True love 💕

anna nicole smith showing off her valentine’s day gifts, 1996

Very much giving “How do you do, fellow kids?”

I think about this once a week

If I’m down, literally just the though of my partners cute little face makes me smile 🥰

Oh, I’m sorry that we’re asking you to do your fucking job????

Buckle In

Worms for brains is going to make sure we all get polio

Masc for masc has never made sense to me. Like you’re literally gagging on dick, nothing masc about that

Realizing I will be up for around 22 hours tomorrow. Doing my typical 6:30A-5P then have my first day at the bar that’ll be 7P-3A. Send Celsius, or c*ke ❄️

“My Boy”

Unelected billionaires get out of our government challenge!

Democrats on the House Judiciary Committee are still fighting the egg prices war as Trump and Musk dismantle the federal government. Maybe this is good politics, but we're a looooooong way away from the midterms and at this rate there won't be much left to salvage by then.

According to DOGE... $65 for grandma: waste $8 million for the richest man in the world: not waste

What do yall know about a slutty little waist? #humpday

Who took this photo of me?

At what point does the US swallow its pride and realize it has become the terrifying laughingstock of the globe?

Living here would fix me