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famously normal and not at all a famously disgusting weeb gooner pervert wet hyena cocked neet. minors dni 🔞
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proud that I have the autism that makes me always able to tell when someone's about to get by like a car or a bus when the camera suddenly pulls back to a wide shot

new smell emanating from my pussy through the shorts after running and it's like sweet and savory with a hint of truffle oil. this is an interesting development

my neck my back my pussy and my spice rack -goon fieri on gooners, wife sins, and dykes

speed running ruining my life by saying yes to everything starting with holding this recently fired gun for a friend

forgot my pronouns at home can I borrow yours

need a dopamine hit when eating wife's ass and asking her to frot with my pen so I can hit a dab from her doo doo hole

hearing rumors that the pope candidates are now in the swimsuit portion of the conclave competition

introducing pussy 3. all of the technical advancements from the second model but with less of the electric shocks and bluetooth incompatibility

hey thanks for literally fucking my brains out now I have so much room for goldfish crackers in my cranium!!!!! *opens a swivel hatch in my skull and grabs a fistful of soaking wet and moldy crackers growing attached to my nervous system like cheese flavored vines* want some???

emo boy chaser it's the grungeler

this is why I don't have bottom dysphoria or top dysphoria because I just love cumming so much to risk reboofing the system

fuck me friday and whoever catches me first gets to manually swap my holes using whatever tools you have at your disposal for maximum pleasure

do android girls think of electric sheep girls and shaving their wool wires down to the skin and taking up close pictures of them being embarrassed and going "bbaaaaaaa😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫" and shivering and trying to cover up their exposed naked boobs and ass

gfs so hot I always hear circus music when she's talking to me about my addiction to listening to circus music when I'm bouncing on it

so much of a puppy I got that weird yellow sick dog gunk on my eyes and the only answer is to get it licked off by an older woman or have my eyeballs painfully ripped out with no anesthetic and total hostility from the doctor

(getting my pussy ate) yeah just like thattttt. up and down. now clockwise. now counter clockwise. now counter special ops clockwise. now say the alphabet. now say the ancient babylonian alphabet. wwwawawowwwww. ignore the tentacles they're just hungry. you're almost there just hold the lineeeee 😖😖

filling this thing with so much of my cum it brings it to life but with no articulation throughout the whole body so it can't move or comprehend thoughts and is just a screaming suffering ball of fluff that makes my dick feel weirddddddd 😖😖😖

they should make a chatgpt that doesn't ask me so many questions like where did you get this phone, where's my master, what's that wet copper smell in the air, and why am I covered in so much goopy red stuff

welcome to olive goonden would you like some fresh dick cheese on your salad *clips the grinder to my tip* say nyaaaaaa when it's enough

me: you can't silence me senator I'm not like those women you pay to throw up on you corrupt senator: that wasn't proven and IF it was true you'll be just like those girls and you will swallow whatever I give you,,,,,,,and then throw it up in my gaping hairy ass when I give you the signal

I'm like a girl who looks like a boy who dresses like a girl who's got tits like a cow and an attitude like a diseased dog with fleas and maggots living in it's ass

picking the poop out of your butt like the early bird getting the worm

won the lottery in my small cornfield surrounded town!!!! everyone's so happy for me they're going around picking up big rocks and told me to be in the town square at sunset. probably to give me the shiniest ones they can find LOL 😂😂😂

STOP talking about nintendo switch 2 and make your tgirl oomfs neocuntendo twitch 2

johnny silverhand music so bad there's no way samurai isn't the lynard skynard of night city

*looking for you hiding in the bathroom stall* I know you're in heeeeere. I can SMELL the inside of your gaping ASS. it STINKS. *kicks a door open* don't you try to hide from me with that musky STINKY ass of yours. I'll find you, I'll make you wife, and I'll eat your ass so hard I bite ur pelvis

forgot what my pronouns are and just kneeled on the floor and popped my pussy and ass out and said "onahole" and now I'm not allowed at the conclave anymore