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House Scientia. Finely crafted, well honed snark and recipehs. Social justice rogue of Loki. Your friendly neighborhood queer gamer auntie. She/Her
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I just described Terry Pratchett as "Fantasy like Douglas Adams and J.R.R. Tolkien are in a bar and they're both really pissed off about Margaret Thatcher." I mean, it tracks.

I'll never be able to adequately explain what watching Labyrinth did to me as a dorky kid. IYKYK.

Hey, folks! Come join me as I read terrible fiction and lose my mind. bsky.app/profile/bacc...

My favorite Ukrainian way to say "fuck off" is "keep sunflower seeds in your pocket." It delights me. The (paraphrased) quote is "Keep some sunflower seeds in your pocket so that you will be useful when you die." Said by a Ukrainian babushka to a soldier in the Russian army. я люблю тебе, бабуся

So, I'm starting a comedy podcast called Bacchanalian Book Club, a comedy podcast roasting vintage romance novels and other affronts to literature. We start recording episodes on March 2. If you're interested you can sign up at Patreon for updates. www.patreon.com/c/bacchusboo...

How's everyone dealing with today's fresh hell?

The West Coast is on fire, the Midwest, South, and East Coast are freezing. This is the largest autoimmune response to an incoming infection ever.

I win. Sometimes.

Hey, Bluesky. Guess we'd all better regroup over here, eh?

Hey, Bluesky. Have a cat photo.

I hate asking for help, but my #cat Chewbacca just got a sudden large dental bill, right when I've been made redundant. He's thankfully not in pain at present, but we do need to get the work done - If anyone can help with a couple of pounds or a RT I'd be forever indebted! 😻♥️ gofund.me/d86e7603

I should've known something was up when the little white book that came with my first tarot deck called me "the querent" and I was like "Okay, that makes perfect sense." #acejokes #magic #tarot

I swear to fuck, the "so much for the tolerant left!" bullshit isn't the own they think it is.

My senior colleague also wants a word.

My colleague demanded a work meeting.

Welp, it's Monday, friends. How are you feeling as we hurtle towards the end of the world?

A story in two acts.

Honestly, I'm just here to follow awesome people and enjoy #FFXV and #HazbinHotel fan art. Take care of yourselves, my people.