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As we watch the first reactions roll in to 2025's Longest Ballot, we are reminded of last years Longest Ballot Bingo❤️

submitted 12 days ago • 4 comments

carleton grits are in full-on foaming rage about the long ballot. i was born there and live right next door now and as long as i’ve been an adult they’ve been losing to the conservatives and shrugging it off “a blue rock would win here” and then they go right back to not talking to their neighbours

submitted 1 hour ago • 2 comments

can’t believe we’re doing this but don’t post “news” tiktoks that are AI-regenerated videos of public figures making a speech that wasn’t in English. They are often mistranslated, and the video has been digitally altered to strip original words and mouth movements. It’s ripe for abuse. Don’t do it.

submitted 8 hours ago • 1 comment

Friends, the All Hands on Deck show is all set up! You can go see them in person at Beyond the Pale. The bidding site is also set up and waiting to go live for bids on the 22nd. You can sign up and browse, mark off your faves for future bids. mobilbid.co/url/onUcAWF0 I can't wait to see them all.

submitted 9 hours ago • 0 comments

there is no way that i would turn down a space flight

submitted 9 hours ago • 0 comments

Ankylosaur footprints from Canada are first of their kind in the world

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

for years now i’ve been saying that for the good of everyone we should remove all gold honda odyssey minivans from the road and suspend the licenses of any who drive them well, tonight one of those bastards finally got me stay tuned for video

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

Hey @ehrenenglish.bsky.social the 2026 Subaru Outback is… a Ford Maverick with a permanent bed cap

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

instead of holy water all they got was watery holes

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

canada posting i’m so damn indecisive because i’m a politician

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

I love submarines, the ship that constantly tries to kill its crew

submitted 4 days ago • 4 comments

it must be spring as i’m getting hormonal i can’t help but look out the window into the sunshine and think to myself, “Why don’t I own a circular saw? I should buy a circular saw.”

submitted 4 days ago • 2 comments

i ordered a $50 plumbus on aliexpress. anyway, they sent the incorrect plumbus so I asked for a return/refund. seller wants it sent back to china and system is saying seller pays for return shipping. cheapest canada post is $70. i honestly feel bad for them

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

canada posting we are in the middle of a federal election and there are three serious parties who have actually released these comms: -everyone should have teeth -daddy will tell trump he’s a bad orange guy -“globalists” want you to eat bugs anyway the last two are currently winning, good day

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

got my truck back from the shop woo

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

dear friends i’ve unfollowed: i love you but bluesky doesn’t let us turn off reskeets from individual users and i just can’t take sixty posts a day from the same people about how the orange man sucks

submitted 10 days ago • 2 comments

I'm Ehren, an artist who loves digital illustration and painting in acrylic. My subjects range from science and nature to fantasy and science fiction. Always brightly colored and highly saturated. Here you can find my links to all my socials and shops: linktr.ee/ehrenenglish #Portfolioday #art

submitted 10 days ago • 3 comments

do not let the chamber of commerce own the only cool thing about your town

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

not only is what the longest ballot committee is doing good, but that liberals think any attempt to present alternatives to their candidate is vote splitting is deeply contemptuous of democracy nobody is entitled to anyone’s vote, and if you think you’re entitled to mine then you don’t deserve it

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments