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hovermyr.bsky.social
annoying robot (she/it)
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good afternoon gay people in my phone here is a rare picture of me

submitted 17 hours ago • 1 comment

I like the sort of sexual dimorphism you get in WoW and stuff, where orc men are extremely big and muscular while the women are basically humans (green)... But they should both be girls. Get rid of the men, and have both be girls. And I want to be the small, weak girltype for my strong orc wife.

submitted 15 hours ago • 3 comments

yea call me reddit or malebrained or whatever as much as you want, i very much regard it as a red flag and will continue to do so

submitted 15 hours ago • 7 comments

submitted 15 hours ago • 1 comment

GOD i wish i didn't hate magic far too much to consider writing a fic about it these days...

submitted 19 hours ago • 2 comments

I may not play magic anymore but don't worry I still think about Thalia yuri constantly

submitted 19 hours ago • 2 comments

submitted 1 day ago • 51 comments

engaging in market manipulation by promoting the idea of "Sealgirls" to pump my "Sealgirl" shares I got in Q1 2024

submitted 20 hours ago • 0 comments

actually because im a robot i think meatbags are inferior but my programming forces me to debase myself for her pleasure by voicing my enthusiastic agreement as she ruts into my bare wires and cums into my open access panel

submitted 1 day ago • 5 comments

need to get tied up

submitted 1 day ago • 5 comments

when i have the money i should really get a picture done of all of my plantgirls hanging out tbh

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

plantgirl mech pilot whos so goddamn fucking sick of the animation lockout on spear 5 shes going to fucking stab someone

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Editor creates an AI executive who is "an expert at building and scaling digital media companies." Decides within minutes that the AI is "one of the most knowledgeable and energetic colleagues" he's ever had. Asks the AI to create a headshot of itself. It does. He sexually harasses it immediately.

submitted 1 day ago • 203 comments

"Is Jesus based" - the greatest debate in the history of roman forums, locked by pontius pilate after 12,239 scrolls of heated debate

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

me: it's like, I finish one deadline and the next one is already just around the corner. my lecturers want me so bad it makes them look stupid. my therapist: that's nice. do you remember when we talked about healthy and unhealthy rationalisations? me, under my breath: ...it makes them look stupid.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment