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I hope the world is as lucky as the Delta jet - everyone survives and the right wing vanishes.

Let’s make #magacunts a thing.

Russia invaded the Ukraine February 24, 2022. They started the war. You #maga cunts need to remember that as you swallow your daily vomit.

Good lord! Another one? Airplane incidents are becoming as common as school shootings in the USA

The Brady Bunch of spectrum

Do I have a sign on me today that says hey everybody kick me in the fucking balls and let me know how shitty things around me are. Like I need a fucking reminder ???

The good thing about sub zero weather is that when the entire package of Costco cookies dumps on to the driveway, they are all fair game for the 5 second rule.

Happy Presidents’ Day

If the reporters had any balls they’d ask musk questions like this in the company of Trump “who is smarter you or Trump? Who is stronger? How many multiples of wealth do you have more than Trump?”

Date nights with drinks in the kitchen while cooking are far superior to going out.

We need another Luigi style incident. Just to keep things in check.

I’d like to take every chicago weatherman outside and beat them with a pipe. Where’s the fuckin snow? 1”?! That’s it?! You clowns said it was gonna be fuckin Snoprah! Idiots.

Rebuild Gaza but shit all over the people here whose homes have been flattened or burned to the ground. Fuck this guy.

The same people who bitch about non-gender-specific washrooms are also the same hypocrites that used to fuck at The Sybaris.

Hey guys… what do you think musk was like as a child before they put him on adderall? I bet his outbursts were fucking epic meltdown type shit.

Calling out people and businesses for being complete jagoffs is getting tiresome today. Anyone else want to bend me over a table??!!

MuskRat is like one of those weird Eastern European dudes who always wears tracks suit a that forgot his track suit and had to rummage thru some random closet of old GAP clothes.

Ok…hear me out. The “good” part about all of this is that when he dies it is gonna be one rippin’ fuckin party everywhere! It’ll be like a world wide Mardi Gras! So there’s that..

Buy beer while ya can. The tariff on aluminum is going to raise that 6 pack price. Motherfucker obviously doesn’t drink. What a weirdo

So is the MuskRat / Dorkerberg fight still on or what the fuck?!

The first thing the Nazis did was freeze the money and make it unavailable. Sound familiar?

SPOILER ALERT! Chiefs win.

I don’t know how many of you watch FACE THE NATION, but I wonder how many times Margaret Brennan turns to the “guests” during commercial breaks and says “you are so full of shit.” . How she keeps that show on track without flipping the desk is beyond me.

I foresee more arguments during superbowlmoarties this year than during thanksgiving. This is gonna be great! Remember to answer with “where’s the audits? Show me” when muskrats lies hit the commercials.

It’s as if someone has the Epstein list and everyone is just keeping their mouths shut

Get your FOID card. It’s your right. Whether you use it or not, that’s up to you. But if everyone gets theirs, especially if you fall in ANY dei category, it sends a message.

And just like that…the fact that everyone has to return to the office is the LEAST of their problems.

Ya know…if we were invaded by some other country like..say..Canada or England right now, 52% of us would likely say “ummm..okay. Sounds like a good deal!” And step aside in favor of a government that’s not a fascist nazi regime. I’m just sayin.

FREEZE YOUR CREDIT WITH ALL 3 CREDIT RATING AGENCIES. NOW!!! Trust me on this.

Call me a crumudgeon, but I don’t want any 19-24 year old being in charge of a single morherfuckin thing. Ever.