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Comedy writer: “Comical Week in Review” column (2012 - 2020) Tolucan Times, LA, “Absurd Minute” WBAI Radio (2012 - 2020). Currently publishing personal humor essays/humor short stories on Substack. Beatles collector and Bob Hope fan.
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We went from Loose Lips Sink Ships to Group Chat Is Where It’s At.

Check out my latest New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest entry! Click on link below. **If you have your own caption, don’t place it here, please enter the contest** Thanks! open.substack.com/pub/howardfo...

The good thing is: a restaurant chain in Japan apologizes for a dead rat found floating in a bowl of miso soup. The bad thing is: the fly survived.

I am so pissed no one texted me war plans. All I got was a pee-pee tape.

Marcel Marceau led a quiet life.

I am so pissed no one texted me war plans. All I got was a pee-pee tape.

If you love the Hope and Crosby “Road” movies, I think you’ll enjoy this little bit of silliness I wrote. open.substack.com/pub/howardfo...

Check out my latest New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest entry! Click on link below. **If you have your own caption, don’t place it here, please enter the contest** Thanks! open.substack.com/pub/howardfo...

My latest New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest entry will be posted later this afternoon.

Got new prescription eye glasses today. Bought them sight unseen.

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ALMOST FINISHED WITH THIS PROJECT My 37th book, The Laurel & Hardy Films, is nearly done. Then the busy work (proofing the manuscript, formatting the photos, writing captions, etc). I hope to have it out some time in May. This was a VERY important project to me, more than any other book. Stay tuned.

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If you love the Hope and Crosby “Road” movies, I think you’ll enjoy this little bit of silliness I wrote. open.substack.com/pub/howardfo...

Please click on link below to enjoy my latest bit of silliness from Substack. Enjoy! open.substack.com/pub/howardfo...

Reviews for “Commentary Schmomentary”: “Love this great column.” - Geoff Dale “I needed that laugh.” - Simon Fincheye “Great stuff Howard!” - Joe (no last name) “You are MY king of comedy. I laughed from beginning to end. I’m so glad I have the privilege to read your humor.” - Jack Jackson

Please click on link below to enjoy my latest bit of silliness from Substack. Enjoy! open.substack.com/pub/howardfo...

My local bookstore just filed for chapter 11.

Reviews for “Commentary Schmomentary”: “Love this great column.” - Geoff Dale “I needed that laugh.” - Simon Fincheye “Great stuff Howard!” - Joe (no last name) “You are MY king of comedy. I laughed from beginning to end. I’m so glad I have the privilege to read your humor.” - Jack Jackson

Begun a new humor short story. This one is about a smart woman (Mensa candidate) and her desire to be lazy. It’s just a beginning which needs to be fleshed out.

“Commentary Schmomentary”: Published less than 48 hrs ago on Substack and engagement is running above average. Your receptiveness for my humor warms my heart. Thank you!

Reviews for Commentary Schmomentary: “Love this great column.” - Geoff Dale “I needed that laugh. Well received across the pond sir.” - Simon Fincheye “Great stuff Howard!” - Joe (no last name) “Howard, you are MY king of comedy.” - Jack Jackson open.substack.com/pub/howardfo...

Jack-In-The-Box: the first pop-up restaurant

A friend asked me if I ever laid carpet. I told him I haven't even laid a pillow.

Reviews for Commentary Schmomentary: “Love this great column.” - Geoff Dale “I needed that laugh. Well received across the pond sir.” - Simon Fincheye “Great stuff Howard!” - Joe (no last name) “Howard, you are MY king of comedy.” - Jack Jackson open.substack.com/pub/howardfo...

Here's my latest: A comical opinion piece. Please leave comments on likes on Substack. Thanks in advance! open.substack.com/pub/howardfo...

Here's my latest: A comical opinion piece. Please leave comments on likes on Substack. Thanks in advance! open.substack.com/pub/howardfo...

I’m finishing up my latest—a comical opinion piece for Substack—which I plan to publish later today!

My comic sci-fi short story published on Substack, “Killer Diller” has surpassed all my expectations! Thank you!!

Check out my latest New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest entry! Click on link below. **If you have your own caption, don’t place it here, please enter the contest** Thanks! open.substack.com/pub/howardfo...

For St. Patrick’s Day I had corned beef and hash brownies. #StPatrickDay

Erin Go Bra-less. Please.

Check out my latest New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest entry! Click on link below. **If you have your own caption, don’t place it here, please enter the contest** Thanks! open.substack.com/pub/howardfo...

Working on my latest submission for the “New Yorker” Cartoon Caption Contest. I came up with about a dozen captions. Now to whittle down to which one I think is the best.

I thought I stepped in green puke outside an Irish bar today. Turns out I squished a leprechaun. #StPatrickDay

Start your morning with a cup of coffee and Infinite Threads.

China restaurant giant Haidilao refunds 4,000 diners after shocking video surfaced showing two diners urinating into their hotpot broth. Hmmm, it makes me wonder what’s in their pu pu platter?

The technology is improving.

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We’re fucked. www.buzzfeed.com/kelley_green...

My 401k lost so much money, it's now known as 4k…In fact, it’s gone down faster than Chris Christie in a hot air balloon…In just over 30 days, the stock market, went from a bull market to a bullshit market…

Everybody! Sing with me!

China restaurant giant Haidilao refunds 4,000 diners after shocking video surfaced showing two diners urinating into their hotpot broth. Hmmm, it makes me wonder what’s in their pu pu platter?

This is fucking sick! www.politico.com/news/2025/03...

It feels like Pi day goes on forever

‪For Pi day I'm going to watch the 3.14 Stooges.‬

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