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preventing a lawsuit by warning the dentist I bite

buying angry eyelids for your Jeep Wrangler so everyone knows you’re mean is middle school coded

the craziest thing about going to high school in the scene era was that the most predatory piece of shit you knew wore cat ears

Clitoral Race Theory

My mood at work always improves so much after a boozy lunch meeting. Driving the ambulance is way more fun with a buzz. Weewoo weewoo!

This is me , fashionably late to BS, shoutin “too many furries, where the big naturals at?!”

Libs blaming black male voters for Trump pt2… u tried to cancel Chappelle the fuck u think was gonna happen

what I’m smoking

where my bpd sluts and kratom addicts at? my feed is just rich libs and guys who wanna fuck pokemons

we are so back

I’d probably show up on Rogan with leftist talking points, but end up eating an 8th of shrooms and ranting about how we should ban cisgender athletics

Responding to haters with “my dad could beat off your dad”

When Trump puts all the latinos in internment camps there will be a line around the block of white guys who swear it’s the only spot in town with authentic pozole

“men used to be men” crowd getting heated over thirst traps and trans video game characters. theres a joke in there somewhere but rn just an observation

“The left needs our own Joe Rogan” I’m willing to jump on that $100mil grenade but you can’t get mad when I do a tier list of European nationalities

first day on bs social and only seeing yuppies and cat posters. Where the delusional shawties and unemployed dudes @??

Dominion Voting Systems was cool when they rigged the election in 2020 but pretty fucked up to do it again in 2024